OT Leg update and good news on the VFR.

Fracture clinic today - instructions are *NO* weight whatsoever for 4
weeks. I am allowed to touch the floor with it when on crutches,
that's it.

UK doctors and nurses very impressed with German efficiency, one of
the best pins they've seen. They say it will stay in my leg, no need
to take it out.

UK doctors far nicer than German surgeon - no nonsense about selling
my motorbike from them, just an 'as soon as you feel OK taking the
weight'.

The killer is because of the severity of the break I've been told 3
months off work. I'm sure there's a way I can do stuff at home,
thankfuly the last of the school visits until September had been
completed just before I went away.

The lovely lady in xray has printed me out huge transparencies of
today's shots.

And the police have rung, they've recovered my VFR, only damage a
snapped foot peg - CID bloke says it is the best condition they have
ever recovered a bike in. Scrote who was named is currently in the
cells and they have warrants to search a number of houses.

 

To be fair, the bike had the easiest time of it. Now, DO AS YOU'RE TOLD
for a while.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Things are kind of up and down, then? Listen to the nice doctor now,
dear.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Sounds like it's come out in sympathy with you.

 

I was thinking that too!

Can you get an airwalker type boot. Transfers the load to above the
break and allows you to perambulate.

 

Bwahaha, make me, bitch.

I suppose I could think about it.

 

Do they do adult versions of baby walkers?

 

I'll ask physio when I get there, crutches are hard work!

 

So you'll be able to make a cuppa but you'll have to drink it standing
by the kettle!

Some good news then.

 

Heh. If it's the right foot peg I'll grin.

My guess is they're used to nicking 50s and 125s and the slightly
increased power caught them by surprise.

 

Get yourself a strapon.

http://tinyurl.com/c698vh [WS]

 

Mmmm, does the bit in the middle vibrate?

Coming back from the GP yesterday I was getting particularly giggly
over certain sections of pavement. Then TBC started to avoid those
bits

Git.,

 

Good Oh.

It's PITA but it's worse if you do something silly and undo some
months of healing.

Hopefully there's some steps he can fall down.

 

And if you do, please call it Luke.

 

I've got a PhD to write up and 60 plus unread books.

Your wish is my command [1]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23404780@N08/3657655786/

Very, very fit CID woman has just been round. Mmmmmm.

[1] 1 time only offer.

 

On this one I cannot oblige. Blonde, thin, fit. All 4 UKRM reprobates
currently in my house were drooling.

 

<folds>

 

Could you do a drawing?

 

*cough* A gentleman should ask for a gif and nothing less.

 

That nice Mister Zimmer does, I'm sure.