OT Just off to the police station..

If you want to try and do something similar on the Picc., I would be
happy to volunteer to be your chauffeur on the day.

 

Wik wrote

Wouldn't bother me in the least (not that I know the details ;-)

But this

Sends me completely fruit loop.

heh. had that too. in North London. Come to think of it, he was in a
merc too maybe his spacial awareness was off

Cheers,

Paul.

 

<AOL> brother.

Please.

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|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
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<fx:large klaxxon going off in HR Managers head>

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|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
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Oooh please, could we get them fitted as standard Wik, maybe ones where
the eyes light up and vibrate too?

 

T'was in Kingston; a guy in one of those FOAD Merc G-Wagon things (baby
Uni-Mog...) who cut over the pavement divider directly in front of me and
about thirty other patiently queuing drivers and when I sounded my horn he
just went completely mental, leaping out of the car and giving it the
"Come on, then!" shit.

....more on this further down...

S'funny you should mention the spatial awareness thing in relation to
Merc drivers and I'm sure I've commented on it before but, have you also
noticed their tendency to always be too far over to the left[1] when
occupying the outside lane of the motorway?

Christ I'm picky.


[1] Granted, not in the eyes of the law <shrug>
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| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
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Damn but if that isn't a great idea?!

Maybe it's something that one could raise at one's next Focus/360 degree
appraisal or during an "Employee Focus Forum", eh? I'm sure you, like me,
are all in favour of such <insert HR management buzzword here> policies.

And then you can complete the completely unbiased and not at all
leading-questionedly[1] worded "Internal Customer Satisfaction
Questionnaire", too.

Fantastic.

[1] <fx:sound of Des exploding>
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| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

I had a good nights sleep for the first time in a while, and woke up
feeling full of inspiration. It's wasted on my real work, mind.

DON'T, just don't fucking mention those ok? I'm feeling
uncharacteristically chipper this morning and would like to keep it that
way.

Hmm, I'm always tempted to write "What do you think?" on the answers to
those..

 

Wik wrote

Me too !!

Wik, don't take this the wrong way mate, but if you're in the cab,
no-one else will be able to see out ;-)

HTH

Paul.

 

What was his reaction when you unwound yourself from the car?

 

Un-fazed. :-o

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| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****