OT is it just me?

Wow, so i'm not the only one to have to use swarfega to wash his hair then?

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Never heard taking a piss against the wall called that before...

 

Separate bathrooms.

 

"because"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, pseudoplatypus said:

lol. The only time I use shampoo is when I see my missus. At all other
times I use a bar of soap or lemon Fairy.

 

Previously on usenet, Whinging Courier said...

Your hair will be falling out by the time you're 40

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo said:

Most of it's already gone.

 

Previously on usenet, Whinging Courier said...

See, told you so. I'm 42 this year, and still no bald patch and little
grey hair. I bought some shampoo in Newcastle once, called Wash and
Gannan-man

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo said:

See the lies my Mum told me? She said that stuff'll make yer hair go
like tow rope.

Pah, the "monk spread" started happening when I got my hair properly cut
years ago and I noticed it in a garage CCTV screen

Trouble is, I'm too old to go back to hippydom but a Bobby Charlton
isn't an option either.

Right said Fred?

 

Pikey. Use KY like the rest of us.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, pseudoplatypus said:

Noted. The ol' lemon Fairy can have a rather prompt enema effect.

 

Really? Must try that.

 

Never underestimate your enemas.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Is that a court order kind of thing?

 

Nod.
I've asked her many times whether or not she actually eats the bog roll.
We buy it in twelve packs and it seems to last for hours if we're lucky.

 

Quoted from friend's 5 yr-old, faced with that same 'number': "There's
no such things as infinity + 1, you just don't understand what
infinity is."

Heh, his Dad is *so* proud of that kid ;o)

 

There was an article in nude scientist the other week about infinity and
how there's not just one infinity but an infinite number of infinities and
each infinity contains within it other infinities. Fair made my head hurt
it did.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Rope said:

That must be a hairdresser's joke. The bloke that cut my hair said the
same thing but I was in denial. It was a shock that he said it mind and
a quick glance in the mirror proved there was a golf ball sized thin bit
but it wasn't until I saw it in the camera that the full horror became
evident.

Unfortunately, time marches on and that golf ball sized bit has become
the size of a small saucer :-(

 

Transfinite algebra and all that init.

 

Or sleep alone, presumably.