OT : "I'm phoning up about the problem with your computer sir"

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by fragmented, Nov 19, 2008.

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    fragmented Guest

    Said the cold caller with the thick Indian accent.

    Third time I've had these idiots try to, well, I assume they're going to
    try to either sell me PC maintenance software or a phone support line
    contract. I've never waited that long to find out.

    I did ask who he worked for and he immediately came out with the line
    that he "... worked for a company that provided PC support services and
    they had..." and then I set the phone down on the desk letting him
    waffle and run up his bill whilst I carried on working.

    Why can't the Merkins do something useful and bomb cunts like this?
     
    fragmented, Nov 19, 2008
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    fragmented Guest

    'BGN' wrote...>
    In a few million years there could be some, derived from the rotted
    remains of cold caller phone company employees.
     
    fragmented, Nov 19, 2008
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    geoff Guest

    multiply the number of enfield crankcases by two to get an answer in
    litres
     
    geoff, Nov 20, 2008
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    davethedave Guest

    Thats just not going to give you an accurate figure. You will also have
    to take into account the small puddles on the ground just under the
    crankcases surely.
     
    davethedave, Nov 20, 2008
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, davethedave
    *Small* puddles?

    You've never owned an Enfield, have you?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 20, 2008
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    davethedave Guest

    OK. You got me there!

    I'm too young to know about those. Honest.....
     
    davethedave, Nov 20, 2008
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  7. Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

    Wotcha.
    There - I've mended it for you ;-)
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Nov 21, 2008
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ^..^ Lone Wolf
    Cool!

    <dashes to garage>

    Amazing! It's not leaking at all.

    <sudden thought, checks>

    Oh ****. It's empty...
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 21, 2008
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