OT I swore I'd never do this - mobile phone post

<disappointed> I was expecting euphamism city but what do I get?
Cookies, that's what I get! Bah.

 

Yay! Dancing would make things better.

 

I aim to please

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

 

Nor me until now.

You have to remember to hang up after an hour though.

 

*lovely*

 

I've only just managed to get UKRM back into my schedule and that's
going to have to be put down when I've killed my minions^^^got to
supervise the grad students.

I prefer to actually be able to hit things. And not get arrested.

So, wanna come LARP with me?

 

I had one about biscuits which was apt given the cookie monster link.
I think toggling the short peach was my favourite until I realised it
contained TOG.

 

<clicks again>

This is worryingly TOG like:

"Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
tossing the poetic chateau."


NURSE! Mind bleach! Stat!

 

Oh thank you so much for sharing!

This made me smile

Shut the door! I'm
sleeving the vector!

 

Not really. I can use my company phone for personal use but I choose
not to and I can't find a contract that works out at less than £7 per
month.

In Lady Ninas case it's a bit different but I'm assuming her evening
calls that would be done on the stop the clock tariff are mainly from
home so it's not a big deal to just swap the sim over for the duration
of the call and use the contract free minutes in the day rather than
blow them out in the evening when she's having oral (1) sex.

(1)Talking about it.

 

I'll have you know she gets a phone call every evening when I'm away
and they usually last between 30 and 45 minutes.

We chat about whether the cats are both in, whether Jennifers been
pestering either of us on the phone, what's planned for the next
weekend and slag off work colleagues.

 

I'll have you know my love is pure and of the mind and soul.

<keeps straight face>

 

That's a bite.

I think what we talk about is not fit for UKRM consumption.

 

<ducks>

 

Chicken!

 

no, i think she actually wants unlimited landline calls instead.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

<sneezes>

Oh dear...

 

Which system do you fancy?

UKRM does LARP under the old Mythos rule system as an IC weekend event
would be exceedingly amusing.

 

I have a similar problem so I bought a new battery.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Sorry, I'm not really into Pokemon.