OT I don't understand it.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. I have just been doing a bit of tie-dye on me Barnet ready for tomorrow
    and I am now sporting a formerly grey top knot with added brown bits
    more or less to the desired effect. Takes years off me it does, at
    least 2.

    My beard though is still resolutely the alternating couple of square
    centimeters of mostly dark/grey-white that it has been for years and not
    the rather fetching Ash Blonde it shows on the packet.


    So what is the difference?
     
    steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005
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  2. steve auvache wrote
    There is more: I have just noticed though that the ones on the palms of
    my hands have gone blonde.

    I am confused now. I think I'll go and howl at the moon for a bit.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005
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    gomez Guest

    Your beard is pubic hair and not specified for display in public.
     
    gomez, Apr 5, 2005
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    BORG Guest


    You need 'Just for Men-Just for Beards'

    Although I know a few women that could use it

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    BORG, Apr 5, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    Why again? it's quite an extreme thing for men to do innit?
     
    'Hog, Apr 5, 2005
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  6. 'Hog wrote
    No again about it, this is a first.

    As is what I as is about to do in a moment.

    There ain't much rattles me but right now I am terrified I am but I have
    to go and stand in front of a microphone with people in the same room
    and sing. I don't do singing, it sounds bad enough to me and I love the
    sound of my own voice, **** knows what it is like for other people.


    Hey ho my pot is half full: Once this is all over and done with I will
    have EXPERIENCE, if I find I like it I might just bring me Uke to the
    BOSM and give you all a little recital. I have got two days to learn
    half a dozen new songs.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005
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    porl Guest

    You can't tie-dye a turd?
     
    porl, Apr 5, 2005
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  8. Wotcha.
    I'd leave it until Sunday the 24th ;-)
     
    ^..^ Lone Wolf, Apr 5, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    I meant why again? as in remind us why, not as in again!

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Apr 5, 2005
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  10. 'Hog wrote
    I a helping out a group who are making a production in the style of
    "Stars in Their Eyes" for their exams. I am doing a wannabe Willie
    Nelson.

    Actually, as of today, have done. I surprised myself just how fucking
    good I was. Shame I can't actually sing because I can do all the rest
    of the performance with no effort at all.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    Nice to meet you at Snett BTW, look forward to the product.
     
    'Hog, Apr 5, 2005
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  12. 'Hog wrote
    And you. One of the things I do so love about ukrm is having my
    preconceptions about people blown to pieces by meeting them.

    Plans are unfolding as we speak. I have had a look at Andy's work and
    it ain't bad. That and us getting to know the environment a bit better
    and really we should be able to pull off something half decent. It
    needs a mountain of work yet though.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 5, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Be honest - you didn't think that auvache was a real person, did you?

    I tell you, once you've met the fucker, you read his posts in a
    different light.
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 6, 2005
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    Ben Guest

    You hear them voiced...
     
    Ben, Apr 6, 2005
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  15. Ben Blaney wrote
    A rosy red glow?
     
    steve auvache, Apr 6, 2005
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    JackH Guest

    A stale yellow puddle.
     
    JackH, Apr 6, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    *exactly*
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 6, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    There is an element of that, too.
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 6, 2005
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