OT Horrible thought

After Krusty's post I wondered how many UKRM men would be checking for
lumps. Then an image of you all rummaging around popped into my head,
in the sort of clarity that not even strong drugs and gin can wipe
away.

You - yes you, take that filthy leer off your face and get your hand
out of your trousers.

 

I bet you're not as disturbed as I am, knowing that you have visions that
include me.

Anyway, this is one of those jobs where I feel one must GAMI.

 

Coo. I seem to have hairs on the palms of my hands.

 

I can't remember who it was, but some comedian remarked on this a few
years ago. Apparently it was brought up that blokes should check their
nuts every so often for lumps. His comment was that blokes _always_
have their hands on their sacks, so the medical advice was irrelevant.

I wish I could remember who it was. He told the joke so much better.

 

No...
I'm enjoying myself ;o)

--
Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

 

<sobs>

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Indeed and mine used to 'examine' me when she was <ahem> down here
anyway <weg>. Caring yes, 'romantic', no.

She's still going through the change so I've not been checked for
*ages*. :-(

All the best ..

T i m

 

Jeez, not another one!

 

Weg? What is he doing down there? euuuggghghhhh brain bleach time.

 

Fraid so, and for a good (well not good) few years so far.

I've lost count of number of times she's said "is it hot in here or is
it just me?" You would think the clue would be the rest of us sitting
in our coats.

Oh, and if she hasn't got a hand fan on her that seems to make her
worse (I've even been known to fabricate one out of *anything* when we
are out).

And when you do try and show a bit of closeness .. "get off, I'm
having a flush ... " (said in a loving way of course)?

I don't remember signing up for this ... ? :-(

All the best ..

T i m

 

;-)

No, this <weg> .. (I'm not that sort of boy)

http://www.netlingo.com/lookup.cfm?term=WEG

All the best ..

T i m

 

Not the same guy, but worth seeing:

 

Oh what a lovely whoosh.

 

Go on then .. what did he mean (I'm new here and simple remember).

All the best ..

T i m

 

Ah, so it was fairly subtle, moreso if you weren't keeping up with the
nuances of the ot stuff and was mainly Lady Nina just showing off?
;-)

All the best (and thanks for the explanation CT)

T i m.

 

That's as lovely as groping a woman then stopping with "Ooo, I've
found a lump!"

No wonder your sex life has shrivelled up.

 

A romantic prostate exam?

 

I'm not sure about the sort of women you grope Cane (would you be on
speaking terms with them at this stage, is it before they call the
Police etc?) but, along with what seems to be the common consensus
here, something mostly people should (and are ultimately grateful to)
know about (romantic or otherwise)?

No, that's just down to her going through the change .. (or menopause,
in case it confuses anyone). ;-)

I can actually have sex whenever I want it (with the wife of course
but not over the dining table [1]), I just choose not to (so much)
while she's not in 'the mood'. I just can't remember seeing this
clause on the wedding certificate? :-(

All the best ..

T i m

[1] We'd had a few drinks and forgot we were in a restaurant. (I'll
get me coat).

 

Paging cane and his questionable referrals.

 

I'm sorry everyone. I never intended my post to prompt T i m to paint
this mental picture.