OT : he-cat or she-cat

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by frag, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. frag

    frag Guest

    frag, Sep 30, 2006
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  2. frag wrote
    I tell you what is obvious, you need to get a fucking life.

    On a motorcycle related note:

    We soon may be welcoming another brother/sister to the darkest side.

    I was out for a bit of shopping this afternoon and happened upon a
    learner doing what I presume was an advanced type observed ride through
    the Saturday traffic. Definite potential for that one I fancy. I don't
    think I have seen the nuts wrung off a 125 that hard since I was last
    out and about on one. An utter fucking lunatic, understood completely
    the idea behind "making progress." Gladdened me heart it did and if I
    could have caught him I would have told him so as well.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 30, 2006
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  3. frag

    frag Guest

    frag? He'z just ziz guy, you know?
    I know no one cares, but if you look at the eyes, the male cats have
    half closed eyes (or if they're open they look as if its an effort to
    open them) and the female cats have naturally wide open eyes.

    This leads me to a theory...

    Male cats have a life of licking their balls, shagging any female cat
    that moves, getting fed by their servants and sleeping.

    Hence lazy eyes half shut.

    Female cats have a life of getting shagged UTA by careless toms, hence
    eyes permanently wide open.
     
    frag, Oct 1, 2006
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