OT Good news

My wife and I have just had some good news, I mean *really* good
news. I can't say what it is mind, but I just thought you'd be
pleased.

 

Decree absolute?

 

Words can not say how pleased I am.

This *really* is good news for you and your wife, isn't it?

I think it's safe to say that, if I had a fucking clue what you were talking
about, I'd be, quite _literally_, beside myself, over the moon and beaming.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Nope.

 

Lipstick rather than gangrene?

 

Nope. You cnut.

lol.

 

You're going to hear the patter of tiny feet.

You're getting a puppy/kitten/budgie/sprog[1].

[1] Delete as appropriate.

 

Excellent, ta.

I know, great eh? ))

Not bad, not bad. I think you're holding back though, so come
on, say what you *_/-really-\_* think.

Than I might tell you what I'm fucking on about.

 

Oh go on then, just a little hint....

"Property"

hth.

 

Yes, it's good that I know you're not my parents after all.

 

*struggles to fault the above comment*

 

Mike

You got first refusal on your Council house for only £10,000?

 

the deed-poll to change your last name to "Chegwin" finally came
through?

 

STITUA?

 

She's dyslexic?

 

That might've been closer, if my enduring likeness could actually
make me any money or bag me the occasional gratis shag.

[1] read: hardship

 

lol.

 

New cardboard box?

 

?Hse's syslexdic

D

 

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