OT.. Gawdammit, I'm scared

Don't even try to come near me with that tube of toothpaste.. That bottle of
shampoo is about to go off, don't point it at me.. I've gone through her
things and the mexican has just lost her latest expensive perfume puchases,
along with some of that dated stuff that she's collected over the years.. No
need to take any unnecessary chances, huh ? Sheesh, who knows.. she might
be a secret Al Queda sympathizer, anyway..

If I were not afraid that the Feds are listening in, I'd call someone and
tell on her..

Kinda, sorta.. reminds me of some of the other reasons that I've been
terrified of, in the past few years.. But, I have to admit.. we can all take
comfort, that we've got Big Brother looking out for our peace of mind and
well being.. right ? Who'd have ever thought that all of us have been
carrying around and living with all these products that are suddenly
dangerous enough to be confiscated by authorities, at terminals of travel ..
By damn, there is grounds for a lawsuit involved in all this.. Procter and
Gamble has been selling me that damn toothpaste, for years.. Let's sue the
bastards.. That crap is an ingredient for explosives.. hmmm... could've
blasted my head off when mixed with mouthwash.. sheesh..

What the hell is going on with the American people, anyway ? Are we all..
this simple minded and weak, that we'll allow ourselves to be intimidated
and terrified with such obvious bullshit ?

It's time for me to get that fuel line replaced, clean up that brake switch
again, dust off the Green Vulcan and take it down the road, again.. Damned
if I'll buy into all this political scare bullshit.. Regards..

Bill Walker
Irving

 

That's an 'interesting' point of view, Bill. After all, it would be a lot
cheaper for the government to just print up miniature copies of the
constitution and hand them out to the the survivors and their families of a
terrorist attact. They could compose a nice letter telling us all how lucky
we were to be living in the land of the free and the brave, lol.

Hopefully you'll have better luck finding your destination on the 'green
one', then you did in finding the point in what the government is trying to
do with their 'flight restrictions'.

Best regards,

Vic

 

Bill Walker submits an interesting point of view. (snipped some, but
here is the kicker) Bill warns: ‘‘What the hell is going on with
the American people, anyway ? Are we all.. this simple minded and weak,
that we'll allow ourselves to be intimidated and terrified with such
obvious bullshit ?
================================
adds:
~~~I think the main concern of the probability of being bothered by big
Brother is =only= if ya try to board a huge passenger AirLiner anytime
soon, and have a sack full of hair gels, and toothpaste,along with a a
coupla packages of 4 pack AAA batteries, and stuff! ~~OtherWise I don't
think, theres any worrysome concern with using all our fine toiletries
in the safety of our homes. I think big brother, could care less if we
Americans, have many dozens of every variety of all the latest Walmart
cosmetic liquids stacked all thru where ever 'it is', that we stays????
~~~BUT, the fly in the buttermilk, is; Be very careful, not to brush
your teeth with Colgate, and immediately rinse with strong smelling
'tarty mouth warsh, with a small battery,(that could spark), close to
your face! ~~~Important knowledge recently learned from O'Reilly on
Fox.(!) (bigRedneck chuckle) bjay~

'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--

 

No need for fear..Our man George Bush is on the job and he will take care of
it. You just need to get behind him and give him your full support. Make
your check payable to The George Bush I Am Kicking The Shit Out Of Terror
Fund.

Redshad

 

LOL... Ain't that the gospel truth..? He done kicked "terahists asses" all
over the place.. I sure hope all them old dimmicrats don't win no more
lections.. if they do, Senor Bush will be running the "Big Gun" out on TV ..
Dick Cheney will be scaring the hell out of me again, by telling us that
there's gonna be mushroom clouds or something.. ROTFL.. I'm skeered enuff
as it is... Regards, Redshad

Bill Walker

 

As long as our American people can be terrorized by the media and the
political hucksters of our government, what little democracy remaining to us
is lost.. While the elements within our people can justify and excuse the
flim flam that we are being fed, our remaining liberties will be filtered
away to become only vague memories..

As long as there is one corrupt politician in our government, America and
all it stands for is in danger.. Not from some nameless terrorist nor any
true religion, but while corruption enjoys sanctity in the minds of even a
few of our people, America and our way of life is terribly exposed to a
threat worse than any terrorist can imagine..

Rant's over and you can return to regular programming..

Bill Walker
Irving

 

Excellent observation, Brian. But what you failed to mention is that
Britain's 'good investigative work' included tactics that are prohibited by
our (United States) constitutation. Those poor bastard living in England
ought to protest as strongly as we do over here, and see if they can't 'fix'
that. There's no reason they shouldn't be as 'free' as we are, right?

I believe it was England that first recomended the ban on bottled fluids in
carry-on bagage. It seems they were not positive that their good
investigative work has caught all the people who would like to see us dead,
and who were part of the plan. Perhaps in England they don't consider it
'bullying their bullshit' when the government trys to keep them alive. But,
then again, they're not as free as we are, so what do they know?...lol.

 

Pakistan (Al Qeda Central) already has 'em.

But soon, after a few more jihadi terrorist attacks, the only way we'll be
able to fly is to go naked in hermetically sealed bomb-proof capsules.

 

I'm still too damned "scared" to think about all those dirty pictures and
such.. Holy Moly.. I don't even know what to expect if those people in
Connecticut don't come to their senses and send Joe Lieberman back to the
Senate.. That bunch of traitors has messed around and nominated some guy
that is bound to bring the wrath of Al Queda down upon us all..

hmmmm.. After all three of the top cats in our government has certainly
given us fair warning about the consequences of the actions of the voters in
Connecticut.. Who can expect anything less than disaster ? Regards

Bill Walker
Irving

 

Rest assured.. as this case unfolds and becomes clearer, I am on the job..
The mexican is under surveillance, by me..Her every action and covert
activity is being carefully monitored..

I will not be deterred by the devious ploy of serving innumerable glasses of
icewater with a slice of lemon.. There will be no exceptions made by the
devious meals of "Dirty Chicken"..

Every tube of toothpaste will be meticulously examined.. Bottles of shampoo
are being screened carefully.. She's even gone to the extreme measure of
bringing bottles of the benign Stetson substances into the house.. Those
bottles of Stetson have not been accepted without being subjected to the
screening process.. I will not be deterred by deceptive gestures of
deference, i.e. gifts for me, etc.

Any recommendations offered, to combat this serious problem, will be
considered .. while my crusade against the terrorist plot against America
continues..

Thanks for your input and support..

Bill Walker
Irving

 

<gasp> See what happens when a guy stays all skeered up .. Dang, a feller
just forgets some of the important stuff.. Here you go..

Your Friend in Irving
Bill Walker

 

Bill Walker, I imagine that is a great feeling, having your bike in top
shape.
Happy trails to ya, pard. BJk,all day~

'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--