OT FOAK Skiing

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lady Nina, Nov 28, 2004.

  1. Lady Nina

    Fr Jack Guest

    In my bit of Lancashire, a ginnel is the alley between 2 houses in a
    terrace, kinda like this:
    http://www.haworth-village.org.uk/walks/rail1/ginnel.jpg
    or a very narrow side, or back alley:
    http://www.ngfl.ac.uk/wards/23/Ginnel.jpg

    The wider, coal wagon - sized, back alleys are usually just called
    "backs".

    "Jigger" referring to an alley, is only used in Liverpool, in the
    "Lanky" dialect.

    The nearest word to it is "jiggered", which means knackered.
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    Fr Jack, Nov 29, 2004
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  2. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest

    But nothing like as good as a proper resort. Serisouly, Nina, for a
    first time ski trip you should _not_ go to a bargain-basement,
    unreliable-snow resort, no matter how much TOG pushes it.

    I'm not knocking his choice, you understand, and I do often ski at
    similar small-scale places myself, but the first ski trip is the most
    important you'll ever do, and a poor experience will put you and your
    kids right off.
    [/QUOTE]

    I'll bite ;-))

    Ace, you have never been there, have you? It's emphatically *not*
    bargain basement. It really, really isn't. As for unreliable snow, this
    ain't true either. I did mention a shorter season, which is not the
    same thing at all, and if someone's thinking about Xmas - I might purse
    my lips. I've had fabulous snow and I've had indifferent at that time.
    But then, I have had the same in the Alps.

    And Bareges/La Mongie is open *now*.

    http://www.pyrenees.co.uk/docs/update docs/wweatehr.html

    (Hm - actually www.tourmalet.fr doesn't corroborate this)

    It's cheaper because it's unfashionable, because there is no major
    airport served by the charter flights anywhere near it and because it's
    harder to get to for anyone in Europe living (say) east of a line drawn
    due south of Paris. OK, there are good connections to Toulouse, but
    it's not like the Alps where Geneva Airport will serve several dozen
    resorts.

    Your own SCGB report says this: "Barèges and La Mongie form the
    largest ski area in the Pyrenees, sharing 100km of wide, mainly
    easy-to-intermediate pistes on both sides of the Col du Tourmalet. The
    area is prone to overcrowding at weekends. Of the two, La Mongie is the
    better base for complete beginners, with easy slopes immediately around
    the resort."

    But this is *so* out of date. Overcrowding is less of a prob now as
    they've opened a lot of new lifts in recent years. Added masses of snow
    cannons, too. There are now over 130km of pistes. Oh, and Le Yeti has
    been under new name and management for three years.

    Clicking on the piste map at:

    http://www.skiclub.co.uk/skiclub/resorts/gssg/introduction.asp?intContactID=45984

    doesn't tell the full story, because the info (like that on the
    website) is so out of date - for instance, the Pic Du Midi observatory
    section has been opened up to skiing in the last two years.

    There's a better (but still out of date) map at

    http://www.pyrenees.co.uk/docs/winter docs/pyrmap.html

    It's terribly easy to confuse the French Pyrenees with the cheap &
    nasties in Bulgaria, Romania and elsewhere, but it just ain't the case.
    Yeah, it's smaller than a gigantic Alpine resort, but then a beginner
    is wasting their time at a gigantic resort anyway - they're never going
    to ski more than a tenth of it.

    I know, I bang on about it, but the truth is that most of that is
    simply to correct misconceptions like yours. I've skied the major
    resorts, for decades, and I'll ski them again (probably not to your
    standard, mind!) but if someone's looking for something to a budget,
    then this is the solution.
     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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  3. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest


    Yer problem here is that few of them are at holiday time (you're
    childless - you aren't tied to school holidays like we are) and of
    those that are, even fewer tend to have the space for groups of more
    than two. They'll advertise the last minute cheapies, but there will
    rarely be four places all in the same hotel or chalet at the same time.
    Trust me on this. Really.
     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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  4. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest

    Wouldn't argue there! Who wants to waste four days out of a week's
    break in learning how to stand up?
     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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  5. Lady Nina

    muddycat Guest

    What about, "The jig is up" or a "Jigger of rum"?
     
    muddycat, Nov 29, 2004
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  6. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest

    HooDooWitch wrote:


    <snip>

    Self catering is fine for adults, but - and like I said to Champ re
    kids, trust me on this - it is a right PITA with kids. A skiing trip
    should be a holiday, and in my book that means someone else to do the
    cooking, cleaning and washing up.
     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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  7. Lady Nina

    Champ Guest


    Yer problem here is that few of them are at holiday time (you're
    childless - you aren't tied to school holidays like we are) and of
    those that are, even fewer tend to have the space for groups of more
    than two. They'll advertise the last minute cheapies, but there will
    rarely be four places all in the same hotel or chalet at the same time.
    Trust me on this. Really.[/QUOTE]

    Well, I was searching for 1 adult and two kids over Xmas, and did find
    a few. But I didn't dig deep.
     
    Champ, Nov 29, 2004
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  8. Fr Jack wrote
    In the south we rather tend to refer to an alley as an alley but there
    you go.
    Yes, heard that in that context.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 29, 2004
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  9. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    On 29 Nov 2004 06:05:28 -0800, TOG@toil,
    H, L, S & CoAT.
    So why do you choose it every year?

    Anyway, I was merely pointing out that for a family of first-time
    skiers it's probably not the best choice. No, I've not been there, but
    I've skiied a couple of other Pyrenean resorts and have a fair idea of
    what it's like.
    Perzackerly. For reliable snow at this time you wouldn't choose a
    resort with a historical average of only around 30cm on the lower
    slopes and 60cm on high over this period.

    First, this is a quote from Which Good Ski & Snowboard Guide, not our
    own info; secondly, it's wrong. Soldeu and Pas de la Casa could both
    have claimed that independently - now that they're a single entity
    (GrandValira) they have over 200km between them (some runs were
    counted in both areas before).
    I don't have any misconceptions, I'm sure. Whatever you say, it's a
    small, low resort with limited skiing - sort of place I'd _love_ to
    have on my doorstep - in fact, I have several weekend favourites - but
    not somewhere I'd suggest for a first-time experience.
    Ahh, so it _is_ bargain basement?
     
    Ace, Nov 29, 2004
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  10. Lady Nina

    Champ Guest

    <round of applause>

    I say sir, good sport!
     
    Champ, Nov 29, 2004
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  11. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest

    Lady Nina wrote:


    <snip>


    Belatedly re-reading this....

    Club Med. Anywhere. If you want the kids removed from your orbit
    altogether, and they'll have a great time as well.
    Not cheap. Good VFM, but not cheap.
     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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  12. Lady Nina

    Ace Guest

    On 29 Nov 2004 07:51:01 -0800, TOG@toil,
    Or, if you want to pack them off on the cheap and go somewhere on your
    own, try UCPA (Union des Centres de Plein Air) - they offer stupidly
    cheap full-board, plus lift pass, plus ski hire, plus instruction,
    packages.

    Quick look on web page www.ucpa.fr/en shows 335 eu for xmyth, 460 for
    new year week. That's plus travel, of course, but _everything_ else is
    included, even cooked or packed lunches and use of decent ski
    clothing. They'll need a bit more for drinks, chocolate and the like,
    of course, but this is really the cheap way to do it.

    Normally you'd be looking at perhaps Eu90 for ski instruction, 50 for
    equipment rental and ~200 for the lift pass, plus anything from Eu20
    upwards per day for lunch.

    And, TBH, there's no reason you couldn't go along too - it's by no
    means restricted to kids - Jude and I did a weekend there last year
    and had a great time. Accomodation is in 6- or 2-person bunk-bedded
    rooms, linen provided, shared (but clean) bathrooms. Basic, to be
    sure, but perfectly acceptable.
     
    Ace, Nov 29, 2004
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  13. Lady Nina

    Fr Jack Guest

    Buggered if I know about the first. The second appears to be something
    nautical and boozy.
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    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
    96 Tiger.
    FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
     
    Fr Jack, Nov 29, 2004
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  14. Lady Nina

    Higgins@work Guest

    Ace wrote:

    Pah, Even I've done that! :)

    Mostly because it was either that or sit in the bloody chalet all day.
    The good point was that it meant the snow was slow enough that I could
    do black diamonds without shitting myself.

    I'm in no hurry to repeat it though.
     
    Higgins@work, Nov 29, 2004
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  15. Lady Nina

    HooDooWitch Guest

    TOG@toil, ,
    Cartered chalet then, but that's gonna put the price up.

    If you're doing that though and you've gone on the cheaper side, the
    one thing that's worth doing is to sub the wine allowance by a few
    quid. Get the chalet rep to get something not anything non-vin de
    table. 20 quid well spent.
     
    HooDooWitch, Nov 29, 2004
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  16. Lady Nina

    Cab Guest

    Higgins@work bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
    the lines of:
    Pff, I've fucking camped out in -40°C temperatures for three weeks in
    Norway.

    I was on candle-watch once, keeping an eye on the paraffin lamp (which
    provided heat (and light) to the tent, keeping the bottom of the tent
    at a cosy 0°C). The bloody thing went out on my watch and the
    mini-jerry can outside the tent was empty.

    I trogged about 15 yards to fill it up and then back to the tent to
    fill up the lamp, in little more than light clothing. Jeez, that was
    one of the worst experiences of my life. It took me 10 fscking minutes
    to get the lamp alight again and in the whole space of 15 minutes, the
    inside temperature of the tent dropped over 20°C.

    Popping out every so often to get the snow off the tent during snow
    storms wasn't fun either.

    Snow holes and snow caves [1] rocked for comfort though.

    [1] For those not claustrophobic. :)
     
    Cab, Nov 29, 2004
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  17. Lady Nina

    Higgins@work Guest

    I didn't realise that I was claustrophobic until I woke up at 2am in a
    quinzee[1], though in the contest between claustrophobia and -30C, the
    cold won and I stayed right where I was.

    [1]http://www.call-wild.com/quinzee.html
     
    Higgins@work, Nov 29, 2004
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  18. Lady Nina

    Domènec Guest

    <TOG@toil>; <>; <>
    escribió en el mensaje
    Me too :) I remember working in Germany (2000) when there was no snow in
    the Alps (50cms of old snow) and there were 200cms of fresh snow in the
    Pyrenees.
    largest ski area in the Pyrenees, sharing 100km of wide, mainly
    easy-to-intermediate pistes on both sides of the Col du Tourmalet. The

    Er, wrong, French bullshit! :)

    - Andorra's Gran Valira (=Pas de la Casa+Grau Roig+Soldeu+El Tarter) should
    be in the 160kms, AFAIK. PdlC-GR and S-ET were each on the 80kms level.

    - Baqueira-Beret in Spain has recently passed the double figures after
    opening the Bonaigua sector, and now has 104kms.

    My suggestion for TOG: Google for Paul corfield report on the hotel I
    suggested him in the Spanish Pyrenees (Hotel La Morera, Valencia d'Aneu).
    From there you can enjoy Baqueira-Beret (some 15kms) and two smaller
    resorts, Port Aine (40+Kms) and Espot Esqui (20-30kms). The two small ones
    have snowbikes rental services at 30 euros/hour, better prices for half
    day, all day or for a two days expedition. Also nice to try is husky dogs
    sleigh in Espot (both activities with yetiemotions.com)

    Ops! If going to Baqueira avoid the holidays of the Spanish Royals,
    otherwise 27% of the skiers on the slopes will be members of the security
    service (speaking basque is not a wise idea these days).
     
    Domènec, Nov 29, 2004
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  19. I tried it for the first time last year. I *hate* cold and ended up
    taking off layers cos I was sweating my tits off. I have never been so
    tired after my first days ski-ing I fell asleep before and after
    dinner. apres ski? forget it!
    The ski-ing didnt hurt. the day after we got back, however, I couldnt
    move and didnt realise you could ache in *so* many places all at the
    same time.

    Would I do it again? maybe, sometime.
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    Adrienne M Jenn, Nov 29, 2004
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  20. Lady Nina

    TOG Guest

     
    TOG, Nov 29, 2004
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