OT : Film Club..... Asian Horror Flix

Please ignore if you have no interest at all.

But, some recent purchases that I'd like to recommend to those who do like
this kind of thing.....

Stacey - Japanese Schoolgirl Zombies terrorise army base. 8/10
www.hkflix.com
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance - Korean, disturbing revenge flick. 9/10
www.hkflix.com
Three Extremes - Three short Asian horror films, dumplings and box are
excellent. 7/10 www.hkflix.com
Danny the Dog - Brilliant Asian style flick directed by Luc Besson, Visually
stunning. 8/10 www.sazuma.com
Night Watch - Turned up this morning from MovieTyme - some weekend viewing.
www.movietyme.com

Do any of the other aficionado's have any viewing recommendations based on
recent purchases ?

 

I thought this one was eastern european?

Anyway, recos from me (easier if you read the Amazon reviews than me
describe them). A mixture of horror, swords/martial arts, slash and
zombie weirdness

Audition
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000260O8A/qid=1129906402/

Azumi
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002HSDS2/qid=1129906482/

Princess Blade
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006G9XQ/qid=1129906526/

Shiri
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A1M2D/ref=pd_bxgy_text_2_cp/202-0005582-7693476

Versus
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009KOZN/qid=1129906583/

Wild Zero (caution, contains large amounts of cheeze)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008N70Y/qid=1129906686/

 

actually, to quote from one of the reviews, this really could be the
ultimate UKRM movie:

"part zombie flick, part action movie, part romantic comedy, part
whatever. Following Ace, a guy desperate to be as cool as his hero
Guitar Wolf, he finds himself thrust into a world where the dead live
and where he finally finds his soul mate only to find that they are not
female but male. "

 

Nearly. Should read

"and where he finally finds his soul mate after years of absolutely
pointless arguments"

 

Heh, they know me too well...

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LOL!

 

I dunno, this has to come a close second:

"Two Japanese businessmen, heading home for a relaxing evening evening
of sucking each other's cocks almost run over a pregnant woman. To thank
them for not fucking killing her, she makes them take her to a club, grope
her and stick their cocks in her. They get home and put her in some light
bondage, make her drink some more "MALT" brand liquor, **** her, and leave
her with a creampie. Video ends with one of the dudes getting a handjob on
the sofa.

Disclaimer: pregnant women shouldn't drink alcohol, especially MALT-brand
liquor, which has been shown in laboratories to cause pregnant women to
**** assholes.

The quality of this is kind poor (probably a VCD or VHS rip) and I have no
fucking idea where I got it. But given the rarity of uncensored pregnant
Japanese pudenda, somebody will get their rocks off to it."

The user comments just cap it off:

http://empornium.us/details.php?id=67763

 

to bring it vaguely on topic, one of the central characters has a
motorbike that has 2m flames coming out the back.

Oh, and when the band is on stage, the microphones shoot fireballs too.

 

I thought it was Russian.

Ooh. Sounds good.