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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

(Ritual Donegal Paul Burning_

Christ, I'm not *paying* for them. We'll get Lesley to nick some and get
them sent down on the Underground Railway.

Anyway, we can't toast him now, it's after 11pm. We'll get ASBOs and on
the spot fines and all kinds of shit if we try it now. And we'd be
trampling on Tradition.

The 5th. We'll do it then. With fireworks. And soup.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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Soup? ...err, okay, cool, whatever's right.

 

Nigel Eaton emerged from their own little world to say

Thanks to Robbo most people won't get it.

 

Right in the gold, Wessie.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I think you're allowed a choice of soups. There's probably baked spuds
as well.

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Well, they don't /look/ that small. If they are, we can drench them with
tar oil and poke them up his fundamental orifice before we set light to
them.

 

Those arn't pallets. They be sledges ready for the Xmas season.

A killing will be made

--

Mark
ZX12R-B1 (Blue)
CG125 (hers)
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I'd get them going and glowing properly /before/ slipping them up his
tradesman's myself, but there's no accounting for taste.

 

Mmm, pumpkin soup. I'm not sure I'd be temptd by the baked spuds, though...

 

I reckoned we could pump a pint of LOX in with them, then chuck a match...

 

err, exactly the right bonfire season, surely...

 

Notwithstanding that, is there ever a _wrong_ season for burning
catholics?

 

Sigh. More work for the firewall virus killer to do then..

One of the perils about running email mailing lists! I'm running at
about 150 viruses/week trapped by the firewall so I guess there will be
a sudden jump.

Phil

 

There has to be valid reasons. If you burn all of them, the future
supply of convent school girls will dry up, leaving hoardes of sexually
inept teenage boys for generations to come.

 

Soup? But soup doesn't burn.

 

February - too damp. However, I was just pointing out that Platy isn't
doing his self-styled "Cleverest man on ukrm" image any good by
pandering to his colonial upbringing.

Also, if I could make a helpful suggestion as to which catholics: Mr &
Mrs. T.Blair.

 

Tell that to Cheryl..

Phil

 

"Nigel Eaton"said

SNIP

**** me, I don't even have your email mate. unless i have summat on the
puter thats taking them from on here, but im assuming that your reply here
is not real?
AVG is up to date? <fx:tick>
Run AVG full test ? <fx:tick>

Nope, nothing here mate, and I dont have the intelligence for doing that
sort of thing as a deliberate act.

<fx:doorbell>
Why is there a man at the door with a drum of tar oil and some tiny pallets?
--
Donegal Paul
Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
Vespa T5 Millenium - Wifey's (technically)
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
www.a4c.co.uk - What are YOU doing?

 

A catholic? In parliament? At this time of year? You may be onto something.

 

<waves willy>

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