OT <Examines Inbox>

I see we have a new virus / worm type thingie on the loose, then...

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Nigel Eaton says...

<Examines Inbox>

Even the worms don't want to talk to me.

 

<envious>

 

Really?

<gallops to hotmail, rips inbox open, stares inside ... >

<disappointed>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups

<forwarded>

Just kidding...

I got a sudden influx of a dozen or so emails with a "" or ""
title, and a 169Kb attachment (so not really suspicious at all...).

First one was allegedly from one Donegal Paul of this parish, but I
assume it's doing the fake sender thang.

If it's not then the thick paddy ****'s a dead TPC, obviously.

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

The Only Kind.

 

Wassat then? Send me a copy! I wana pretent to get it... <fx: throws rattle>

 

Kill him anyway. YKIMS.

 

Nigel Eaton says...

It won't be from me. I don't keep an address book any more

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Good call. Think of it as "preventative measures". Culling.

Handy, with it being close to bonfire season. He's probably a Catholic
too, so it's all good.

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

No friends eh?

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wrong bonfire season, unfortunately.

 

Nigel Eaton says...

None I'd want to email

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

This is no time for splitting hairs. Give me a hand with this old
wardrobe and pass the paraffin.

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Your logic is inescapable. I've got a pickaxe handle for bopping him over
the head, if that's any use?

 

Snot (just) that. He's overscrawled every notebook he owns with
accounts of BMW failures.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

You're very kind. We'll only want him mildly sedated, so I'll leave the
bopping to you if that's OK. Your renowned finesse with a pickaxe handle
will win the day again, I'm sure.

Do you think these broken pallets are too much?

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

So it seems. Odd that.

Perhaps they're just all out to get me.

<looks wildly around, with hunted expression>

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Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

These?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26261&item=3848462240&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Bit steep, but my main problem wouldn't be the cost. We'd have to wait a
week for the auction to finish, and I'd like to toast the **** /now/.

 

D'you not think that they're a bit on the wee side?
"Average size 36 x 28mm"

Buy It Now.