OT Ewan McGregor

An easy job which I'm sure you could cowrie off.

 

FFS! We're back on those fucking Muhammad cartoons again.

But on a brighter one of those Norfern Monkeys, while at the Monkey
Cafe, dies from an overdose of Fairy Cakes. Now that's poetic justice.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7261888.stm

"It was a tragic accident and very sad and should serve as a cautionary
tale". So children, go easy on the Fairy Cakes.

 

Ah! That reminds me. I'm about due to name my pig.

 

http://www.jesusandmo.net/2008/02/15/plot

 

Simple. Advertising bollocks.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter."

 

That seems a bit pointless; surely most people are quite happy with the
ones they've got?

 

Mine are a bit heavy compared to the modern stuff, but still very quick
in the right hands.

 

Depends, dunnit? If, for example, some unfortunate erstwhile
bollock-owner has mislaid his bollocks - zipped them up in a Baglux
bag, or lost the whole bag in a slice from a Thai surgeon perhaps -
and wants a replacement set in order to return to a previous
circumstance.

A brand new big bag would come in dead handy, in that sort of
situation. Happening across a well-placed, well-produced
advertisement could produce a commercial situation of mutual benefit,
don't you think? A full-page spread in Nuts magazine, perhaps.

 

Cake and death!

 

<much needed grin>

<plays hopscotch>

 

I dunno, there are a few people I know, that I've suggested to in the past,
that they should grow a pair.

 

Mind beach?

Well **** 'em in both eyes, I say, the tight fisted gets.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

It came as a bit of a surprise to *me*.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
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Is that why vasectomies are popular?.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Good point, but not something I'd like to spend any length of time
thinking about, thankyouverymuch.

 

You are what you are born. Mostly. Sometimes. Occasionally..

Phil

 

My money's on Mothra.

 

Cosmetics advert in "load of old wank" non-shocker.

 

I read that as "gin"...

 

<waves bottle of Tanqueray purchased not half an hour ago>

When I've finished running around sorting out every fucker else's
problems I may actually get to drink some.