OT English like wot she is wrote

From another newsgroup

"hi i have a peugeot 307 1.6 hdi diesel running perfectly today ive replaced
the fuel filter now car wont start ive also lost my radio my wipers my car
blow heater the electric windows have also stopped the horn works as dose
the lights horn indicators however on the display its stating economy mode
can any one help please"

I'm sorry, but I find it so awful to read that I can't be arsed to help
whoever wrote it.

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

It's better than many I've seen. And the answer, of course, is "French
electrics - but something else next time."

 

I saw something similar on an AV/HiFi forum earlier from someone looking
to spend £2.5k on a telly. Scary.

 

You think that's bad. Check this one out..
eBay: 180295831563

JB

 

Bollocks. Not *again*. Is there any way of copying an item no. into a post
without that attachment shit?

JB

 

Oh dear god.

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

Yes - paste the whole URL & **** the retards who don't know how to
handle wrapped links - makes life much easier for the rest of us.


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Typical trike fiend, innit?

 

Feckorrff!!


JB

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQitemZ180295831563?

 

Dammit, I was expecting Lone Wolf to pop up.

 

So you'd rather let her rot than help her? How would you feel if it was
pissing with rain and your bike had broken down and you were needing help?

You're a selfish bastard.

 

Plonk

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

Well that piece of bait was such a tasty morsel.
Couldn't resist m'lud.

JB

 

Coab, it's fucking hideous!
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

All that has to be done is either this...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=ITEMNUMBER

(simply have it as a toolbar quick address and paste the item no. into
it)

or this...

URL:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/this_can_be_w..._even_a_fucking_retard_could_get_it_right_ffs
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steve

Fucking hell.

Given that there's an engine number clearly visible in the photos, one
wonders. Hang on, I'll "ask a question"...

Hah!

"Note: The user you are contacting is registered on another eBay site
and may speak a different language."

You're not fucking wrong there, me old china.

 

snip>

He's a red necked jockish trucker who sees every broken down driver as
a potential target for sexual favours so you're better off ignoring
the useless ****.

 

well, if you pulled up and asked what the problem was, and they replied

'i wuz rydin alorng at 60 or maybeee 80 i dunno wot zactly as it woz raynin
so ard i cudnt c me speedo propirly so i finks i mite ave bin doin 60 and
arl of a sudn the engin started like fartyn n popn n goin slowr n slowr then
it stoopd n i puld over n me lites dunt work no moor n the startier butern
dose nat do nuffink noe moor' <fx: deep breath>

wouldn't you **** off sharpish, especially when you noticed the 6 fingers on
their right hand, and their phone rang playing the dueling banjo's song? or
would you stick around out hoping they'd make you squeal like a pig as a
reward for helping.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

That's not the engine number on the bottom of the barrel.