OT Dundee

Just read in the local paper that Dundee has the highest domestic
abuse rate in Scotland. This goes nicely with it's other accolades
of highest teenage pregnancies and highest teenage mothers rates.
I'm just beaming with pride.

Blair.
'97 CBR600

 

They do a nice cake though.

 

Dundee is the Scottish equivalent of Brixton without the Bleecks.

 

B.G. Finlay IT Services says...

Well, there isn't a great deal else to do in Dundee apart from fighting
and shagging.

 

Without the heat.

 

You think a Scots hell would waste all that money on flames? Naah, let
the damned generate their own heat.

 

I have only been to Dundee twice, both have been memorable for different
reasons, the best is below.

One of those times returning home from a drink we were walking past a
roundabout when a lout shouted some obscenity at us from across the
other side, we responded as you do, to which a torrent of "Ahm gonnae
kill you ****!" etc. returned. The lout began to make his way across
the roundabout and stepped in front of a car which just managed to stop
in time. The lout reckoning he was superman started gesticulating and
shouting abuse at the car occupants. We watched, transfixed as the
occupants opened the doors to their car and climbed out. Each one was
at least six feet tall, must have weighed at least 16 stones (not fat)
and were rather smartly dressed. The lout continued to shout and
gesticulate at them as they walked round the car and proceeded to kick
seven shades of shit out of him.

It just goes to show that you never can tell.

--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
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Martin says...

#"C'est la vie," - Say the old folks