OT : Don't poke kitty with a stick.....

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    Rich B, Oct 17, 2007
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    Lucifer, Oct 17, 2007
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    MikeH Guest

    Funny? I thought it scary and horrific.[/QUOTE]

    Just goes to show you shouldn't try and poke a cat.
     
    MikeH, Oct 17, 2007
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    Tosspot, Oct 17, 2007
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  7. Funny? I thought it scary and horrific.[/QUOTE]

    It was just one hopping mad cat, desperate to get even with one TC who'd
    not only poked it wiv a stick but who'd left the truck window open....

    ....and tried winding it the wrong way.

    All four of us at the Chateau were pissing ourselves laughing.
    Interestingly, the cat was fascinated, probably by the soundtrack.

    And nobody got seriously hurt, which puts it in the same category as a
    stupid bike smash that you walk away from, IMHO.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 17, 2007
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  8. It wasn't. The door was open and the TC was trying to get it to jump
    out.

    Still fucking funny, IMHO.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 17, 2007
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  9. A very, very fast getaway, and hope it wasn't hanging on hard?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 17, 2007
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    platypus Guest

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    Fast reverse into a tree-stump.
     
    platypus, Oct 17, 2007
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    Henry Guest

    um, patience?; empathy?
    poking a wild animal in the face with a broken stick - TTC got what
    they deserved.
     
    Henry, Oct 17, 2007
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH
    *Snort*

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 17, 2007
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    R, Oct 17, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    TBF I thought the warden gave a pretty good account of himself, the cat got
    a good few boots in the face.

    Bet he shit himself when the window failed to wind up though!

    For a relatively small cat it does go *utterly* butterly, doesn't it!! I
    think a 400kg Tiger would have though ***** this* and legged it.

    We can presume said Cat was female and pre-menstrual ;o)
     
    Hog, Oct 17, 2007
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  15. Mostly edible with some quite tasty when cooked and otherwise identified
    as usually possessing sharp bits which they are inclined to use in order
    to resist the preparation process.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 17, 2007
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    Tosspot Guest

    Dangle a baby at the open end?
     
    Tosspot, Oct 18, 2007
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  17. That was one of the things that made it funny, for me. It wasn't a
    hulking great thing (though I understand leopards are very, very
    dangerous).
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 18, 2007
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  18. They are. Lions will kill you if you get in their way, leopards will
    kill you because they have had a bad day.. Or I was told by a bloke
    that lived out in Zimbabwe for most of his life.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 18, 2007
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    dog Guest

    put some food nearby and wait.
     
    dog, Oct 18, 2007
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    TOG Guest

    Is the right answer.

    <Thinks>

    Tie a game warden to a post?
     
    TOG, Oct 18, 2007
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