OT Cat about to be down - what do I tell eldest?

Useful if you run out of loo roll too.

 

Pussy!!!!

 

I'm sure there's space for a bat in your crutch.

 

Like that's an exclusive club.

 

That begs the question - head first or tail first?

 

<shrugs>

Works for me. Amuses the gullible, too. No harm in it.

 

No, but I can hide.

 

C'mon - you're hardly entirely innocent in this regard, are you?

 

MikeH wibbled:

(m) eeeeewww!

 

Kidneys were shot, he's gone. I didn't want his ashes back - I know a
couple of people here keep pets' ashes but what would they do other
than sit on a shelf?

Enjoy him while he's around.

He had an excellent life. I shall miss the stupid moggy. Not a lot on
brain but more empathy than certain posters who obviously missed the
'feel free to **** off' caveat.

 

He had an excellent life. I shall miss the stupid moggy. Not a lot on
brain but more empathy than certain posters who obviously missed the
'feel free to **** off' caveat.[/QUOTE]

Well if you're talking about me, maybe you're right .. and for what it's
worth, sorry for snapping. I'd just got back from giving my 'sixieme'
(=~ first years) a test, and the fucking stupid, _stupid_ questions
that they were asking me.

At the top of the sheet is a little grid.

NAME
FORM
DATE

One of the stupid cunts raises his hand and asks, 'do we write our name
in English?'

Part of the test was for numbers, so I'd done '6 + 11 =' and they had to
write the answer. A hand goes up, and it's 'Sir, do we write the digits
in English?' How the **** do you 'write digits' in fucking English??

The best bit was one little fucktard who raised his hand and asked,
'Sir, how do you say "rain" in French?' That was one of the questions.
They were fucking asking me the answers to the questions .. in a fucking
class test!!?? I told that one little **** that if I heard another peep
from him, he was getting zero, his mother was being summoned and I'd be
suggesting he be placed in a school for the mentally handicapped. Then
I write 'le vendredi 17 octobre 2008', tell them they have homework, and
the hands go up, 'when's it for?' I mean, for ****'s sake...

Plus, I told them to note that I'd be absent next Wednesday, and one of
them asked, 'why?' I mean, come on .. what ****? What. The. _Fuck_??
I'd _never_ in a month of fucking Sundays have fucking _dared_ ask a
teacher to justify his absences.

Things are getting worse. They really are. What was it that the moron
Bullshit Bear claimed? That today's world is 'fabulous, empowering
etc.?' No more intelligent than the other shite he spouts. When you
get children asking their teacher why he's going to be absent, and you
get brats sitting on the bus whilst OAP's stand, and you get mothers
calling to complain because their little princess has been given a
punishment exercise, and you get fathers attacking teachers for the same
reason.. these children know that their parents think the sun shines out
of their little arses. And when they grow up, they'll think that the
world revolves around them, and that the social values that we took for
granted, like respect, like not stealing, like not using fists as a
first solution, will all be fucked. You see it already. Like the ****
in the bus today who sat listening to rap on his mobile telephone..
without headphones, despite the fact that nine people were sitting
around him, and that none of those nine people had been asked if they
wanted his shite musical tastes rammed down their fucking throats. And
if any of us had said a word, it'd probably have resulted in stab
wounds.

'Faboulous and empowering'? Don't fucking make me laugh.

D.

 

He had an excellent life. I shall miss the stupid moggy. Not a lot on
brain but more empathy than certain posters who obviously missed the
'feel free to **** off' caveat.[/QUOTE]

Well if you're talking about me, maybe you're right .. and for what it's
worth, sorry for snapping. I'd just got back from giving my 'sixieme'
(=~ first years) a test, and the fucking stupid, _stupid_ questions
that they were asking me.

At the top of the sheet is a little grid.

NAME
FORM
DATE

One of the stupid cunts raises his hand and asks, 'do we write our name
in English?'

Part of the test was for numbers, so I'd done '6 + 11 =' and they had to
write the answer. A hand goes up, and it's 'Sir, do we write the digits
in English?' How the **** do you 'write digits' in fucking English??

The best bit was one little fucktard who raised his hand and asked,
'Sir, how do you say "rain" in French?' That was one of the questions.
They were fucking asking me the answers to the questions .. in a fucking
class test!!?? I told that one little **** that if I heard another peep
from him, he was getting zero, his mother was being summoned and I'd be
suggesting he be placed in a school for the mentally handicapped. Then
I write 'le vendredi 17 octobre 2008', tell them they have homework, and
the hands go up, 'when's it for?' I mean, for ****'s sake...

Plus, I told them to note that I'd be absent next Wednesday, and one of
them asked, 'why?' I mean, come on .. what the ****? What. The.
_Fuck_?? I'd _never_ in a month of fucking Sundays have fucking
_dared_ ask a teacher to justify his absences.

Things are getting worse. They really are. What was it that the moron
Bullshit Bear claimed? That today's world is 'fabulous, empowering
etc.?' No more intelligent than the other shite he spouts. When you
get children asking their teacher why he's going to be absent, and you
get brats sitting on the bus whilst OAP's stand, and you get mothers
calling to complain because their little princess has been given a
punishment exercise, and you get fathers attacking teachers for the same
reason.. these children know that their parents think the sun shines out
of their little arses. And when they grow up, they'll think that the
world revolves around them, and that the social values that we took for
granted, like respect, like not stealing, like not using fists as a
first solution, will all be fucked. You see it already. Like the ****
in the bus today who sat listening to rap on his mobile telephone..
without headphones, despite the fact that nine people were sitting
around him, and that none of those nine people had been asked if they
wanted his shite musical tastes rammed down their fucking throats. And
if any of us had said a word, it'd probably have resulted in stab
wounds.

'Faboulous and empowering'? Don't fucking make me laugh.

D.

 

Some top tips here:



and, of course, here

 

Bullshit Bear gets it right for once, stop the presses !!

Yeah, I was pissed off. I asked some colleagues in the staffroom if
that sort of inane shite from the brats was par for the course, and
apparently it is. Sorry to deny you the chance to post some inane Bear
shite (Pleonasms R Us) about how I'm a shite teacher ...

Talk of work and skive, coming from the whackjob who lived off his
friends for at least five years, is sweet music to my ears ...

There, you were doing so well, too. Would it have been too much to ask
that you not make a fool of yourself in at least _one_ post?

D.

 

<fx: steps back from screen>

Wow ... you are one .. angry man, John.

Get hel ... ah, no, sorry. Take some more Seroquel.

D.

 

Of course. And right now, it's tearing you up inside, 'cos you keep
telling the world and his wife not to answer me, but you know that
you're not going to be able to rest as long as you don't have the last
word. You are also mightily pissed off, but reaasure yourself that even
if I hadn't been _told_ that you suffer from bipolar disorder, I'd
probably have guessed it myself.

<snip> my post, John. Go on ... you know you want to.

*snigger*

D.

 

Did you see the top of the related clips after that one?


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I don't think my 18 year old cat is going to be coming back from the

Tell him you've decided to get a new kitten, he'll soon figure out why.