OT Cat about to be down - what do I tell eldest?

"Cataplectic"

Phil

 

Well - she won't have a cat to feed them to..

Phil

 

Email him.

"Bad news, cat dying of its own accord. Good news, saving money on
sacks, bricks and rope."

 

Why do cat people spout this rubbish?

 

I dunno, I'd phone the first message and then phone the bad news.
Personal feeling is anything 'bad' should be done in person if
possible, by voice if not.

 

Purrton down?

 

It's only a cat.

 

because they're so stupid that they think cats are more intelligent
than they are.

cats are actually very stupid indeed, even more stupid that cat
owners.

 

Or

"Don't bother with 18 year old pussy, it's not very responsive"

 

Violin now re-strung. Plenty spare.

 

Because it's an accurate reflection of the human <> cat dynamic.

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Got new dishcloth & kitchen roll holder.

 

That the cat's dead. FFS, grow up, you stupid cow.

D.

 

reading ukrm is like overdosing on irony vitamins.

 

I'm glad you agree.

D.

 

Or more accurately: why are so many on UKRM such complete fuckwits that
they're unable to decide how to tell a child that a cat has died? Oh
shock fucking horror, the child will learn that - gasp! - animals die!!
The trauma ... the devastation !!

D.

 

Hang on, he's at university?

****, when you asked, 'how do I break it to him?', I thought you were
talking about a six-year-old or something. 'How do I break it' to an
adult man?

Hahahahahaa !!!!!!

Please reassure me you've had them all sterilised.

D.

 

Post corrected.

D.