OT Can we do brunstrom next?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lady Nina, Jul 5, 2005.

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    Lady Nina Guest

    Lady Nina, Jul 5, 2005
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    Dr Zoidberg, Jul 5, 2005
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    Molly_Thai Guest

    Molly_Thai, Jul 5, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    Not at all. Part of the point of tazers is that you can hold the thing
    on the perp and still touch them, e.g. to handcuff them.

    I'd say he's laughing because he's got to shoot his boss. How many
    people can say they've done that?
     
    Christofire, Jul 5, 2005
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  5. What you are getting so arsey about? You wouldn't recognise a city
    policeman's nightshift if it fell on your head. The most terrible thing
    that happens where you live is that someone drops an empty crisp packet
    on the green.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 5, 2005
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  6. I was tempted to add something along those lines but thought I'd leave
    it to the chief rabble rouser err law enforcement lynch mob no that's
    not right err... how about community protection liaison person. Yes that
    sounds better.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 5, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Paul Corfield says...
    Lovely. Nice one, Paul.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 5, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    Goes in one pole and out of the other I assume. It fires two things
    into said perp.
     
    Christofire, Jul 5, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    The last bit of graffiti I saw in this street was also removed by the
    offender. The thick twat wrote his name, in his own street.
     
    Christofire, Jul 5, 2005
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  10. On 5 Jul 2005 18:41:05 GMT, "Cane" <>
    wrote:

    [wanton recklessness in hatfield heath - not!]
    Is Emily in charge of the team?
    Colour me not surprised
    ..
    Are we still talking about graffiti?
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 5, 2005
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  11. But but his body is a temple and nothing foul will enter it. Are you
    saying he's really a drug addled piss head? If so, then I'm shocked as
    I thought that former life had been renounced.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 5, 2005
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    serf Guest

    Have you ever considered a seat on the Magistrates bench?
     
    serf, Jul 5, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    No, she's out playing.
     
    sweller, Jul 6, 2005
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  14. When I was about 7 or 8, the 12-yo girl next door decided to force
    me onto their electric fence. I was no match for her strength as she pulled
    ny hand closer and closer to the wire. Then, it touched. Then, the
    transformer went "tick" -- and she went flying backwards. I was wearing
    rubber boots, she was barefoot...

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    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jul 6, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    Can you see her?
     
    Champ, Jul 6, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    I'm trying, but I misunderstand.

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    Ace, Jul 6, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    r. oooo.
     
    sweller, Jul 6, 2005
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    Dan White Guest

    Presumably you then used said boots to kick the **** out of her whilst she
    was lying on the floor...

    Life can be full of such lessons ;-)
     
    Dan White, Jul 6, 2005
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  19. Try it another way, then.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 6, 2005
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  20. She was at least twice my size (I was always small for me age, being
    premie and all that).

    I made a mistake about a year later, trying to show my brother
    how brave I was by holding a Matchbox car against the fence. I knew that
    a magnet attracted the (steel) axles but not the (diecast) body, so I
    held onto the body and touched the end of an axle against the wire. All
    was well for nearly a second until the transformer next went "tick"...
    This time it was the Dinky-Car and me that went flying, and I learnt that
    being magnetic and being conductive were not congruent properties.
    Indeed!

    --
    Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD, DT175MX "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO# 003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jul 6, 2005
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