OT Call me Rope.

The kid next door just got caught by me and his dad breaking my
greenhouse windows.

His father shouted two words at him and was totally drowned out by me,
"You! BE QUIET. It was my greenhouse, I have got more to say about this
than you have"

Harangues kid for half a minute. and starts to wind up by asking the kid
if there was anything of his that he might be unhappy about if I, "broke
it because I wanted to"

Dad buts in, "Yeah what about his toys"

Pointed glance at Dad, "Them as well. I think you have some matters to
deal with. Make sure it doesn't happen again."

In parting to the kid "and my name is STEVE"

 

Little **** but I admit to breaking a few windows. At least his Dad was
pissed too. Mine would have hammered me and paid up for the glass.
Perhaps he will do same.

 

Hog wrote

He is not buying his way out of this. Far too fucking easy and nowhere
near effective enough imho

My plan, assuming they knock, is for him to clear up the wind blown
litter that has accumulated around the edges of my garden over winter.
He made a mess in the back he can clear one up in the front. If he were
not so young I would have him clear out the greenhouse.


I am working on a little speech, parts of which would be best understood
by adults, to explain what I feel about folks who get caught breaking my
windows and the bike needs 10 minutes of fettling to see if the rack I
won fits so I'll look after him while he does it and take the
opportunity to impress my total superiority in the pecking order upon
both him and his not terribly good parents.

 

and if they don't?



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DoetNietComputeren wrote

I go knock on theirs after his bedtime and express my disappointment. I
do so hope it doesn't come to that cos I won't win but I can't not.

 

You need some atmospheric music and tumbleweed blowing along the street
in the background for statements like that. By the way, I presume it's
written in caps because you had to spell it to the little mong?

 

Tim wrote

I work best solo but my back garden is a vegetable plot/open store room
and must present a different landscape to the play lawns he is more
familiar with and I don't think he has seen me quite that close before
and he was upwind.

No, I got even louder. Finish on a rising tone is what they always
taught me.

 

The fragrance of wee blowing on the wind?

You had an Australian teacher? They always end a sentence on a rising
tone.

 

Tim wrote

No but I did once know a kiwi dental nurse who taught me a lot.

 

"Stop on a rising vacuum" [1].


[1] Small prize for the correct explanation.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

Train brakes?

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Do your downstairs carpets, but leave the upstairs to someone else?

 

"Stop on a rising vacuum" [1].


[1] Small prize for the correct explanation.[/QUOTE]

Instruction to hooker?
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Probably.

 

Hoover attachment sex ?

P.

 

DoetNietComputeren wrote

They just did.

Or rather Dad did and apologised. Which I accepted. He then offered
financial restitution. Which I rejected. We discussed my plans for
punishment and eventually agreed that on grounds of age alone an apology
in person would be acceptable.

Georgey duly apologised and I accepted and father took the point that no
matter what a "little git" Georgey may be now, in 15 years time Georgey
is no longer under his protection and 15 years is a long time to keep
dipping your hand in your pocket on somebody else's behalf. They both
got away lucky and they both now know it.


Technical win.

 

Like **** it is - the little **** is probably planning to snip the brake
pipes on yer mongvan for making him act like a cock in front of his dad.

Age Alone? FFS, you're going soft, even at 5 years old he's big enough
to help clean up a littered garden or something.

Stop eating the dates, they're mellowing you out too much.



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DoetNietComputeren wrote

Nah it is much, much worse than that, Dad is a pig. Hey ho.

He is 3.

Snot the dates man, although those ones with the almonds in make kin
marvellous munchie fodder.

 

The poor child.

so he didn't actually know the menaing of the well rehearsed apology his
pigfather had made him repeat a thousand times then/.... lovely.

I can believe.


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Oh FFS