OT.. Blonde Joke

On her lunch break, the blonde secretary was killing time by shopping in a
Target store.. She was fascinated by a stainless steel thermos.. After
looking it over very carefully, she took it to the nearest clerk and asked
what it was for.. The clerk replied " Why that is a stainless steel thermos
and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold".. The blonde secretary
promptly bought it..

Next day she carried it to work with her and set it on her desk.. Later in
the day, another co-worker asked her about it.. "Why.. it is a stainless
steel thermos, and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" she
replied.. "Oh really.. what do you have in it ?" asked the co-worker...

"Two popsickles and some coffee" answered the blonde..

 

And another blond joke..

The blonde lady got caught in a hail storm, real bad one.. Her car was
dinged all over it.. Bad.. She pulled into a body shop and the dude, seeing
that it was a blond, decided to have a little fun with her.. He said..
"Ma'am.. there's no need for you to pay me hundreds of dollars to repair you
car, all you need to do is to take it home, blow real hard through the
tailpipe and the dents will all pop themselves out "..

When she got home, she parked the car in her driveway and got on her hands
and knees.. She commenced blowing into the tailpipe.. Her room mate came
home, another blond and asked her what the hell was going on.. The first
blond explained to her about the dents.. The room mate rolled her eyes and
said.. "Heeellllloooo.. duh... uh... you have to roll the windows up,
first"....