OT as can be...Blizzard Beach Waterpark Florida...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Jun 7, 2011.

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    Nige Guest

    OK, anyone here been, if so what are the surfaces like, as in both Amy & I
    hate sand & would prefer some kind of hardstanding etc.

    Aquatica is all sand & I i fucking hate it, dont know why, but we both do.

    All the online stuff is very fucking vague to say the least.
     
    Nige, Jun 7, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    Went when my lad was 9, so 1999. At that time it was some stupidly grippy,
    rippled white concrete. Wear deck shoes or flip flops and don't try to
    slide on your knees. We got bored as water parks aren't our thing. Never
    bothered with any of the Disney shit when I went back in 2000. Seaworld,
    Busch Gardens & Universal are much better entertainment.
     
    wessie, Jun 7, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    Yep, i'm with you on that one, Universal & IOA are fucking brilliant, EPCOT
    was...well, rather shite to be honest.

    Cheers for that anyway, just what i needed to hear :)
     
    Nige, Jun 7, 2011
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Hmmm, bit of both from what I remember, fair amount of sand.

    Summit plummet is quite an experience, remember to clench.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jun 7, 2011
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    Adie Guest

    I've been there but it was a long time ago (at least > 11 years). I
    don't remember any sand.
    oh yes. and remember to keep hold of bikini tops too.
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    Adie, Jun 7, 2011
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    davethedave Guest

    I am certain the lady infront won't be impressed with that.
     
    davethedave, Jun 7, 2011
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    Frooty Guest

    "Nige" wrote in message
    We were there in 2003, pretty sure there's no (or very little) sand, more
    swimming pool type construction.

    We loved it, but are still big weans at heart (plus our then 10 year old was
    with us as an excuse anyway!)

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    Frooty, Jun 7, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    Well, Disney can **** off and die, so we're never ever spending a fucking
    bean with the rip-off cunts ever again.

    **** you Disney.
     
    Nige, Jun 8, 2011
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    wessie Guest

    Should've asked the FOAK before you went and had time for a trip to Busch
    Gardens. BTW, if you have a PM flight, Gatorland is an interesting place to
    kill a few hours after you get booted out of the hotel. It's close to MCO
    airport and the 417 Greenway that takes you to Sanford Airport.
     
    wessie, Jun 8, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    Well, a 10 year old girl is always going to want to go to Magic Cuntdom, but
    they are a fucking bunch of rip-off cunts that deserve not one more of my
    pennies.

    14 dollars to get dropped off in a taxi, on top of the fare, they charge
    taxis to park even if they are just dropping off. Chequer cabs are the only
    ones allowed in free & can you get one of them, can you **** as like.

    They dont deserve the steam off my piss on a cold day, the cunts.

    And, it' is shite inside, crap old rides, ridiculous queues & fat mongfucks
    at every fucking fat **** shop, buy what fat cunts buy - fat **** tripe.

    And food, the fat fucking blobs of liquid shite, get a grip Disney, you
    money grabbing fucking wankers.

    Everything else here has been superb, in fact 10/10 in nearly every case,
    but scumbag Disney, 1/10 is too much.

    I wont be giving you one cunting shaved penny, you rip off merchant
    spewfroths.
     
    Nige, Jun 8, 2011
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    CT Guest

    Top rant, mate!
     
    CT, Jun 8, 2011
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    darsy Guest

    looks like someone's turned their Nige-o-Meter up to 11.

    Oh, hang on...
     
    darsy, Jun 8, 2011
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    Zeb Johnson Guest

    Zeb Johnson, Jun 8, 2011
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    Thomas Guest

    Like God (Uncle Walt) cares. If you think their attitude towards
    customers is fucked, try working there. I had a cousin who did
    communications behind the scenes. It wasn't a concentration camp, but
    still heinous.
     
    Thomas, Jun 8, 2011
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    davethedave Guest

    On Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:18:16 +0100, Nige wrote:

    I'm getting that "Didn't like Disney" vibe here.
     
    davethedave, Jun 8, 2011
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    Hog Guest

    Ah I know a young lady who did a term there after a marketing degree.
    She went back for a second bite. Liked it.
    Wouldn't be my cup of tea though.
     
    Hog, Jun 8, 2011
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    Nige Guest

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    Nige Guest

    I wouldnt pay them in crispy fannycrust.
     
    Nige, Jun 8, 2011
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    Andy B Guest

    I'm glad you've posted this because our grandaughter wants to go to
    Disney and I've saved your original post to read to her so she knows
    it's not worth going.

    Nice to see you and the redneck doing a double act btw.
     
    Andy B, Jun 8, 2011
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    petrolcan Guest

    I assumed they were one and the same.
     
    petrolcan, Jun 8, 2011
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