Just had a cold caller on the phone claiming to be from the Accident Investigation Bureau. He wanted details of someone living at my address to pay a compensation payment to. The caller was very evasive, or a bad liar. Anyway when pressed for further details he said that someone had died in a car crash and named me as the victim. This was all supposed to have happened 3 years ago. The payment was for £40,000. Scamming bastard was after bank details and stuff like that. I got the bloke so confused he lost the plot, went back to the start of his script and started again. Yes I know I could have told him to fuck-off, but it was either that or go back to cleaning the kitchen and I needed a break.