OT : Anti-social sandwiches

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Big Dave, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. Big Dave

    Big Dave Guest

    Pointless exercise, I know. But we are winding down here and getting
    bored...

    Anti-social in terms of the effect the smell has on other people in the
    vicinty of the eater.
    Worst we could think of was egg,onion and garlic.

    Can anybody think of anything worse?
     
    Big Dave, Dec 22, 2005
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  2. Big Dave

    Big Dave Guest

    You only came up (sorry!) with that lot to attract him to this thread
    when he googles ukrm, didn't you? Be honest!
    (You're sure to troll him if you call it a classic sandwich)



    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Dec 22, 2005
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    Krusty Guest

    You forgot the under-tit fungus & toe-jam.

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    Krusty, Dec 22, 2005
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  4. Big Dave

    Ace Guest

    Sounds just like one of my personal un-favourites - peanut butter &
    Marmite - two substances either of which will get me retching, one
    from twenty feet away. The combination is truly disgusting.

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    Ace, Dec 22, 2005
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  5. Don't forget the Brandy butter...
     
    Soylent Green, Dec 22, 2005
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    Ben Guest

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/06/musical_sandwich/
     
    Ben, Dec 22, 2005
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  7. Big Dave

    Big Dave Guest

    Ace wrote:
    Never thought of that. I might even try it......

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Dec 22, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    Tuna.

    Tuna as in the foul-smelling, apparently rotten stuff you get in tins
    and is mashed up with mayo, not tuna steaks which are quite nice. The
    tinned stuff has me gasping for air after about 5 mins.

    Even better is if you bring the ingredients to work, mix in a bowl and
    then leave it somewhere warm to fester, meaning that the entire
    building smells of gone-off fish. Apparently.
     
    Christofire, Dec 22, 2005
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  9. Big Dave

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I find microwaving a sainsburys Ocean Pie has much the same effect
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  10. Big Dave

    Dave Guest

    You ****!

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    Dave, Dec 22, 2005
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  11. Big Dave

    Catman Guest

    Try peanut butter and coleslaw. Very nice.
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    Catman, Dec 22, 2005
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  12. Big Dave

    Catman Guest

    Well, your mistake is using the microwave. You should, obviously, use the
    bin.
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    Catman, Dec 22, 2005
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  13. Big Dave

    Christofire Guest

    That must've been what was microwaved when the place smelled like a
    fishmonger's the other day then.
     
    Christofire, Dec 22, 2005
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  14. Yeah; what the **** is in them - krill?
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 22, 2005
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    Scraggy Guest

    Nothing so tasty IME.
     
    Scraggy, Dec 23, 2005
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    Gyp Guest

    Marmite and Lemon Curd. HTH.
     
    Gyp, Dec 23, 2005
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