OT About time

Veggie Dave wrote

An alternative might be to holiday in the company of desperate merkin
wimmin. About a quarter of the price if my sums are right and with free
food and beer.

 

Champ wrote

I don't necessarily think so. I am not so out of practice I can't spot
a desperate woman when I am surrounded by them.

 

<hysterics>

 

It's very, very true.

 

Wot 'e said.

 

I have an episode of MILF Hunter that suggests a german accent works too,
give or take a few differences.

But aye, it is true. Stupidly so. Bless their red white and blue cotton
socks.

 

I believe you have. Maybe in your cups, though - as opposed to theirs
for a change.

Arse!

 

Oh, lumme. I forget there was a queue.

 

Oh great, now I've got this image in my head of a big burly holding in one
hand a cigarette and the other hand grabbing what's left of Champ's hair
on the back of his head. Nonchalantly pumping away.

 

I meant hysterical laughter not demented disappointment. - as you well
know, you ginger tinker.