Opinions on this??

Indeed.

 

Do DAS. Having not done it (too short for the riding school's 500s,
and couldn't do a turn in the road on mine) I definitely felt like I
was missing some days' tuition. Like, what to do with the power when
you don't want it, and that sort of thing.

Whilst I'm still not noticing the restriction on my bike yet, I'm sure
by the time I'm back from Derby (if all the 'fat fucks' haven't
trashed the wee thing) it will be all too obvious...

 

If you *like* alliteration, sheesh... ;o)

 

Even metal will burn with enough assistance...

 

Yes, but you've got a propa scoot.

 

Lozzo was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

And not being able to park them must be obligatory for the riders as
well. Space in the work car park is extremely limited for two-wheeled
transport yet some scooter twits do seem to insist on taking up more
space than the bloke with the Trophy and full luggage.

 

"Ace" says to "Donegal Paul" who wrote

<emphatic> No it doesn't!!</emphatic>

<rhetoric>Some cunts going to take that as a fucking challenge aren't
they?</rhetoric>

 

"Timo Geusch" replied to Lozzo who was seen penning the following ode to ...
whatever:

Yes well, they'll be the same cunts that probably buy smart cars then park
them right in tight in a row of cars so when you think "Ah, there's a space"
and turn into it you have to slam on the brakes to avoid the fucker.
Oh how I long for a Landy [1] with big **** off bars on the front!!

[1] Safari, nothing else will do

 

Look, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Just pick the fuckers
up and move them.

 

... and petrol ...

 

[scooters]

I thought everyone did that?

 

darsy fascinated us all by saying...

Nope, I kick them onto their side.

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

 

darsy fascinated us all by saying...

I meant kick them over and then drag them to somewhere that will attract
a parking ticket

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

 

ah, right. Sort of a good idea in general, however, the bay I used to
use was within the camera surveillance catchment area of Snow Hill
nick...

 

Lozzo and Pip's School Of Motorbicycling. Estb 1823.

 

William Grainger fascinated us all by saying...

Highly recommended.

Just don't go with the **** on the white/red R regd CBR600 who lives in
Flitwick. I followed him at his frantic and frankly dangerous pace from
Jct 9 M1 to Flitwick the other night. I was pootling along at a steady
90ish, while he was manically weaving in and out of the traffic using all
3 lanes and the hard shoulder. Hard on the throttle, hard on the brakes
and weaving at such a rate that he could have got his knee down between
cars. By the time we'd gone 10 miles I was still no more than 100 yards
behind him.

In that time I'd seen him nearly clout 2 cars and have 3 cars brake
sharply or take avoiding action to miss him, and he got flashed by the
Truvelo in Westoning's 30 limit[1]

[1] Forward facer, but the more bikes that flash it, the more likely it
is that they'll put a mobile unit there one day.

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, '83 Honda CB250RS
Big Zed Little Zed Dead shed
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's not big and he's not called Tony"

 

darsy was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Security in our place would have kittens if you looked at one of the
damn things hard enough to trigger the alarm. Plus, I've got the
suspicion that the car park has more cameras than the BBC so kicking
them over isn't an option either...