Open Season

BGN wrote:

Hot Dating Moves for the Chronically Depressed

by BGN Hartley.

 

I wasn't trying to suggest he should enrol in the Velvet Mafia - I'm
sure straights do screwing too.

 

31/10/06?! HTF did that happen?

Oh well, what the hell.

Si

 

Probably, but to be honest **** all else seems to have worked for him.

 

How can anyone say you don't have a sense of humour?

 

Darren Robinson wrote:

<snip suicidal stuff>

Talk to Richard (shit, I've forgotten his surname) lately known as frag.

He's an expert in this field. He's committed suicide hundreds of times.

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
UKRMMA #30
Buy this house: http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/main.htm
This will be ready soon:
http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/bb_in_andalucia_spain.htm

 

Richard might question it.

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
UKRMMA #30
Buy this house: http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/main.htm
This will be ready soon:
http://personales.ya.com/wibbleypants/bb_in_andalucia_spain.htm

 

Buy your own, you tight fucker.

 

<Nods approvingly>

Nothing wrong with you. Get back to work, you slacker.

 

Made me smile.

The 2 of them have already been in touch..

 

As I've said to others, thanks, but I've made my mind up and I'm
staying. I like the good bits too much.

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less
shit you have to eat.

Is that an offer? I'm strictly het, but thanks...

 

NOW you tell me.

I was okay 'til I got drunk, then I went a bit strange. I'm staying
on the wagon now. The fluox works for me, really. No perceived
negative side effects, some weight loss (a good thing) and greater
mental clarity than I've had for a long time. Until last night...

 

That's possibly one of the most insane things I've ever read.

Stop eating shit, you shit-eating freak!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Darren Robinson belched forth and ejected the
following:

Prescription drugs are some of the worst ime.

You're better off without them. Trust me on this.

Make sure you die then because being a fucked-up paraplegic for the rest
of your life won't be much fun.

Join the club.

Take a month off and go on holiday.

 

Cut the blue wire.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Darren Robinson belched forth and ejected the
following:

That's not true though, is it?

You've still go to eat the same amount of shit whether you've got one
slice, two slices or a thousand slices.

 

Well exactly. Those two wonderful sentences certainly made me smile.

 

Paul Carmichael? He'z just ziz guy, you know?

If you haven't got a sense of humour then I haven't got a leg to stand
on.

 

ginge? He'z just ziz guy, you know?

"Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker..."

 

Whinging Courier? He'z just ziz guy, you know?

So if you had that much bread you never had to work again, you could
pay someone to take care of all those annoying wankers, nubile 16yr old
nymphs were attracted to you(r wallet), your life would still be as
shit as it is now?