Open message to all Lagomorphs

If you or any of your rabbit friends ever run out in front of me ever
again you're going to get *so* squashed.

One of your kind played chicken with Mr. Bandit on my journey back
home just now and must have missed its tyres by inches.

It got so close that I involuntarily took my feet off the foot pegs in
some girly moment of horror but I didn't squeel or scream.

Keep away.

 

I'm with you on this one Nick. Heather's got one, damn near out me out
of a job the pink buzzing bastard.

 

"Papis" are worse.

 

I'm surprised you get any at all.

 

off road were you?

 

It's a bit rampant.

 

BGN wrote

Do it mate. It don't hurt.

I was fortunate enough to be forced to ride straight over the top of a
moggie a winter or two ago. I was rather underwhelmed at the result
really, barely a bump as it went under the wheels and only the tiniest
bit if blood underneath that you have to bend down to see. Rather
disappointing really, especially as I thought the Woodland Alliance were
supposed to be 'ard.

 

The idea is to take your feet off the pegs and swing a big macho boot
at the rodent, while chanting "You're gonna get your fuckin' head
kicked in".

That's some motherfuckin' fast fox you got there, boy.

Woodland Alliance off by the thickness of a crosshair. Oh wait - it
wasn't a cross hare, was it?

 

Now that is one really quick fox

 

<groans>

 

People have been assassinated for less than that.

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My wifes batteries are flat. Dissapointed her this morning.

 

http://www.ukrabbitvibrators.co.uk/

I think Cane meant to write "put" rather than "out" after the word near
in his last sentence.

now do you get it?

 

I do. But I don't see why any woman could wish for something like a
vibrator when they've got someone like Cane on site.

A complete waste of resources.

 

Riding my current bike I had a rather clueless and luckess birdie doing a
"dive" thing but straight into the front wheel. I am pretty sure it must
have came out fairly shredded as I couldn't stop to look.

That left quite a bit of blood and congealed hair on the damn thing to be
cleaned off. Why the must play chicken with vehicles in this manner is
beyond me, but is even more dumb on motorcycle moving parts than it is with
a car where they at least stand a chance of deflecting off.

 

I saw my first hare last week. Definitely a bitsa.

 

A change is as good as a rest and he orgasm is probably better *with* the
rabbit

 

The fox was'nt preceded by a blue hedgehog perchance?

 

Hair? What was it, an emu? They look pretty hairy...

Si

 

An Elvis?

"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck" perchance?