Open letter to Kryptonite Corp

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Clark Reves, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. Clark Reves

    Clark Reves Guest

    A press release: Monday 20 September 2004
    An open letter to the staff at Kryptonite locks.

    to:
    ,
    ( Kryptonite Press Dept ),
    ( CEO ),
    ( President ),
    ( Founder, Chairman ),


    ( copy and paste, send your own message )

    From: your customers.


    It is your choice. You can....
    replace your defective locks for the cost of materials at any shop
    or
    ..... offer your current lame deal only to customers after 2002....


    You can ....
    have 1-2 years of lower profits
    or ....
    .....you can all be out of a job for many, many years of debt and
    lawsuits


    you can walk away from this intact
    or...
    ..... Or you can choose to make profits with your so called
    "rebates" for all the dedicated people who trusted you.


    You can untarnish a trusted shop brand
    or....
    .....You can experience a bocott spreading like an internet virus

    You have your choice
    Consumers have our choices........

    What will it be?


    ps: Selling windows XP to crash less than prior windows versions (
    security and crash risks ) is something only Microsoft can get away
    with.

    notes:
    http://web.archive.org/web/19991104224847/www.kryptonitelock.com/execprofiles.html
    same url but tiny: http://tinyurl.com/5a57h
    http://www.kryptonitelock.com
     
    Clark Reves, Sep 21, 2004
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  2. Clark Reves

    Biggus... Guest

    What will it be?

    **** off.
    Regards
    Kryptonite Corp
     
    Biggus..., Sep 21, 2004
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  3. What will it be?


    In typical US fashion it will be:

    We are currently sueing BIC pens Inc (ha - pun) for patent voilation....wait
    5 to 15 years for the outcome.

    JasonBW - Wollongong
     
    Jason Burton-Woods, Sep 21, 2004
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  4. On 21/9/04 8:20 PM, in article
    41500079$0$24394$, "Jason
    Bloody Frenchies!

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Sep 21, 2004
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