Oops

Anyone who can whisk marmite probably looks like Popeye.

 

Using a buttery knife also has the same effect.

 

I have no idea. I *hate* the stuff. if I had my way it wouldn't make
it into the basket.

Why is it that the goo always migrates down the side of the jar so
when you have to move it you end up with it all over your paw?

then again, that could be just having a teenager in the house rather
than the stuff itself.

*vomits*

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Albino Marmite?

Prolly looks like spunk.

 

http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

 

Why would you need a (implied) second?

 

That's what I thought. All looks like white Marmite to me.

 

At least it's not man glue.

 

Doesnotcompute says...

I'm just wondering who the closest male ukrmer is.........<click>

<fires up Thunderace>

 

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Oh, arse.
:-(

Will have to take you out for a consolatory pint next week.


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Marmite is the food of the Gods. The office I'm working in atm has a
free-issue bread policy which means that for the last 2 months my
breakfast and lunch each day have been Marmite on toast. Yum.

 

I bet your girlfriend has stopped swallowing, though.

 

That bike just doesn't know how lucky it is.

Indeed. GWS.

 

Champ wrote

<fx: steps forward brandishing a toasted marmite soldier dripping with
runny egg>

Do yer fucking worst Patch.

 

Champ says...

Marmite is my mate

 

Adrienne M Jenn <> struggled to ejaculate:

That's reet buggeration. There but for the grace of, an' all that.

There is that. Full marks for taking it so philosophically - but
don't be so clumsy next time or you'll have to go back to chickwheels.
With stabilisers.

 

It's clearly too big/tall for you. Swap it for my T595 as you can handle
them


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Marmite haters just haven't been brought up right. Just look at the
list of names you've quoted. I couldn't make a better case myself.

 

It's a big bike problem. Three years ago, end of Whit term, drove the 900
Divvy into the car park of the White Horse and up to the staff table. Cheers
from retiring 6th formers.

Did drinking of soda and lime.

Got on the bike to drive out, adverse camber, leather soled shoes (stylish
to men of a certain age) slipped on the tarmac stuff and fell over. No
cheers.

Fletcher helped me lift the bugger back to vertical - many thanks to
Fletcher.

Hope I get a CG 125 (MSHPR) before I get old.

John

 

Eatmorepies wrote

If I might suggest to Sir that there are other motorcycles of diminutive
nature out there that may well satisfy sirs lust for speed and
excitement other than Mr Honda's very fine, if somewhat under braked,
offering: the CG125.

If Sir is considering small Sir should be considering a stroker.