Oops! I did it again

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Timo Geusch, Jan 17, 2004.

  1. Timo Geusch

    Timo Geusch Guest

    My bit for the used Pan Euro values, that is. They should be hitting
    rock bottom just about ... now.

    Of course the inevitable happened. As mentioned here before, I noticed
    that there was a spacer missing from the drive unit (the bit that
    connects the wheel and the bevel drive). So I phoned Dave Silver, as
    you do, to order said implement before its absence could do any more
    damage. It's a bit critical to have said spacer in there, as its
    absence can damage both the wheel and the bevel drive unit (well, the
    teeth in there that hook up said drive unit) so I decided to keep the
    bike off the road until I got the spacer.

    The first warning bell should have sounded when the bloke at Dave
    Silver's couldn't find said spacer on the microfiche. It didn't, he
    eventually found a spacer in this general area that I duly
    ordered. Unpacking it this morning, one look confirmed that it most
    definitely wasn't what is missing.

    So off I go to the local Honda emporium in the hope that I could find
    someone there who could make sense of my description. Fortunately for
    me, amongst the blokes behind the counter was one of the mechanics,
    and he knew exactly which part I was after. He also confirmed that
    this particular spacer can fall out occasionally.

    But he couldn't find it on the computer either. After a bit of head
    scratching and consultation with another mechanic, he offered the bad
    news - Honda was only selling it as part of the drive unit. Which is
    mucho moolah. And he cheerfully confirmed that I really shouldn't be
    using the bike unless I wanted to replace the bevel box in the
    forseeable future. He gave me the number of a breaker who might have
    Pan parts in stock, though.

    Anyway, it appears the damage is:

    - the drive 'connector'.
    - the cush drive, which wants new rubbers
    - the bolts on the plate that holds the cush drive in

    The connector alone costs about 130 quid, plus I'm not sure that I can
    get the bolts for the cush drive retention plate out as their heads
    have been partially worn away. Great.

    Any UKRMers crashed their Pans recently and have the above bits left
    over?

    Arse. Things are getting a bit worrying if the only bike you can use
    (partially due to the weather) is a GT380...

    Ho hum, my glass is half full. But that's mostly because someone
    appears to have pissed in it.
     
    Timo Geusch, Jan 17, 2004
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  2. Timo Geusch

    Pip Guest

    On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 15:50:10 +0000, Timo Geusch

    Is there a German phrase for arsebiscuits?

    You have my sympathy, Timo. It just ain't fair.
     
    Pip, Jan 17, 2004
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  3. Timo Geusch

    Ginge Guest

    Arschbiskuite

    :eek:)
     
    Ginge, Jan 17, 2004
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  4. Arschendigestives
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 17, 2004
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  5. <snip tale of woe>

    I shouldn't laugh I really shouldn't but...

    ohmygod... <fx: head in hands and starts howling>

    Timo, how in God's name do you manage to do it?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 17, 2004
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  6. Timo Geusch

    Pip Guest

    On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 16:33:29 +0000,
    I was thinking "bummencrumbenhafen" myself.
     
    Pip, Jan 17, 2004
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  7. Get one measured. Say from Simes bike, and then get one turned up...

    --
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    email simonb@zapikdotcodotuk
    Triumph Sprint ST,
    ZXR750L2 Wazimbaki.
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    eric the brave, Jan 17, 2004
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  8. Learn to snip, newbie ;-))
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 17, 2004
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  9. Timo Geusch

    Andy Hewitt Guest

    That's very much what my reaction was too ;-)
     
    Andy Hewitt, Jan 17, 2004
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  10. Timo Geusch

    Oldbloke Guest

    Can't that nice Mr Eaton whittle you a new one from Honda Cheese?

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    Oldbloke

    2000 Honda CB500, 1990 Suzuki TS50 (m'boy's), Spagthorpe Basenji i
    BOTAFOT #140
    "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
     
    Oldbloke, Jan 17, 2004
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  11. Pip wrote
    Funny though.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 17, 2004
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  12. Timo Geusch

    Pip Guest

    You could use these nice new snipping scissors ...

    8<------------ 8<------------ 8<
     
    Pip, Jan 17, 2004
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  13. Timo Geusch

    Oldbloke Guest

    Sigh......

    Conceded
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    Oldbloke

    2000 Honda CB500, 1990 Suzuki TS50 (m'boy's), Spagthorpe Basenji i
    BOTAFOT #140
    "He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"
     
    Oldbloke, Jan 17, 2004
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  14. Good point. Well made...

    --
    SimonB - South Wales. BOF#32
    email simonb@zapikdotcodotuk
    Triumph Sprint ST,
    ZXR750L2 Wazimbaki.
    Kawasaki Z1R For Sale
     
    eric the brave, Jan 17, 2004
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  15. Timo Geusch

    deadmail Guest

    I wonder if it's a case of "if it looks too good..." I don't know.
    Really I don't.
     
    deadmail, Jan 17, 2004
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  16. And get him to replace all the other bits that are doubtless fecked as
    well.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 17, 2004
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  17. Timo Geusch <> came forth with the following in
    uk.rec.motorcycles

    <snip Pan comedy)

    I'm sure JP could find a spare Pan part ;0)


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    Mark
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    Mark Derbyshire, Jan 18, 2004
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  18. Timo Geusch

    Timo Geusch Guest

    The Older Gentleman was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    Inverse Midas touch, me. And this clearly was the weekend for it...
     
    Timo Geusch, Jan 18, 2004
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  19. Timo Geusch

    Timo Geusch Guest

    Pip was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    Not *quite*...
    *Sigh* tell me about it. Cheers, mate.
     
    Timo Geusch, Jan 18, 2004
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  20. Timo Geusch

    Timo Geusch Guest

    The Older Gentleman was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    Aye, that's kinda more of the problem. I haven't had the heart to take
    the wheel out again to check the state of the fine drive teeth at the
    bevel box end of things. If they are gone or going then I'm really in
    deep shit[1], but I don't think they are.

    My best guess is that the folks who serviced the bike dropped or
    forgot the spacer at the last tyre change, so that'll be about
    3000-4000 miles without the spacer. IOW, enough to start grinding
    awayy a few bolt heads and do some damage to the cush drive metal, but
    hopefully not enough to wobble about so bad that the teeth started
    wearing.

    [1] New bevel box type shit.
     
    Timo Geusch, Jan 18, 2004
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