On the way into work this morning, I was on a stretch of road which is renowned for FrogPlod being present. I was in the outside lane, slowing down whilst coming up to a bridge (where they tend to hide themselves and flash passing bikes/cars). I also took note of a Gendarme in the inside lane doing 90kph, so thought it'd be prudent to match his speed (I was doing a tad more than 90 before I saw him). Saw in my mirror a bike coming up fairly quickly so moved over. Said bike went past followed 5 seconds later by another Gendarme who came so bloody fast and close to me, that I felt the whoosh of the air. Needless to say he caught up with the other bike in front and whilst pulling him over, he was bollocking him at the same time (waving both arms in a very latin style). Sometimes using the same regular route to work does pay dividends. At least you know where the buggers are...
