Oooh, ya f*cker!

*cough*

Actually, it did have a tax disc holder, which did contain a tax disc...
just not a valid one. So he was technically, if somewhat
inappropriately, correct.

Fortunately, I do have a valid one, and whilst I could theoretically
still get done for "failure to display", I get the impression that I
won't be.

 

That sounds remarkably like what I felt like after my little incident
last August. I don't suppose it's much consolation, but you have my
sympathy.

 

Cheers.

Took some photos of the, ummm... more 'interesting' bruises, just in
case they're needed for insurance purposes.

What's it worth for me to put them on the 'net?

Better still, what's it worth for me *not* to put them on the 'net?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

So, let me get this straight...

You're going to send pictures of your bruised todger and knackers to a
lass in an office?

Best of luck; it never works for me.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

It was only a sem-serious offer anyway. You'd get much more for the lump
I'd think.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Probably a few hundred, at a rough guess.

But it's probably not worth the hassle involved.

 

Another update: one visit to the Trauma Clinic later, and I have "Cnd I
separation of the pubic symphysis", a 4 week sick note, and orders to
lie in bed for all that time, and possibly up to 6 weeks.

Ho-hum... should help with the injury compensation claim, anyway...

 

Ouch - Google reveals this is normally an affliction of the pregnant - get
AndyR's missus round to look after you.

Your new employers must be thrilled (this assume my memory is correct).

Staying in bed for 6 weeks?!

 

The thought had crossed my mind. She didn't seem to keen when I was
describing some of the bruises to her yesterday, mind.

Well, they seem quite sympathetic at the moment. Not sure how long
that'll last, though.

That's what he said initially. I can get up to eat and use the bathroom.
Great.

Can't even order stuff off the 'net, 'cos I'm not allowed to get up and
answer the door when they deliver it. :-(

 

Eddie said:

Move the crapper to by the front door and have a dump while signing for
the stuff.

 

Yeah, I already had a similar plan to that: "I'm just popping to the loo
- think I'll use the one in the local for a change."

 

Wot, for a lump that some bleedin' butcher's been at with Belzona? Nah
mate. Four pahnd fifty, and that cuttin' me own froat.

 

Shush, you might scare off potential customers.

Anyway, there's no Belzona left - it all get welded up proper, like.

Seems a bit of a waste of time, on reflection. Likewise, seems a bit of
a waste of money getting it serviced, and a new starter clutch, etc., etc...

 

Your dick's going to fall off, then.

"Excused wanking"

 

I think most of it is still stuck in his lap-top DVD drive.

Nil by mouth?


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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

That's an image I'm not entirely sure what to do with.

Never give a sucker an even break.

 

I had strict orders from my quack to do that at least once a day
after my Floydesque nut-bashing incident a couple of years ago.

 

ogden says...

I had similar instructions from my doc after smashing my bollocks under
a 350LC in the shed[1]. I had back problems from this accident as well
which made DIY difficult, so I told my then girlfriend to help out by
giving me a daily blow-job.

[1] The story has been told here before

 

I can see it...

"Yes dear. Whatever you say, dear. Three bags full, dear."

<thinks>

I may try that with Sarah.

 

Nothing whatsoever of that nature is going to happen until certain cuts
have healed up a bit better. I don't think I need to expand on that, do
I? <fx: wince>

Thankfully, the Peformance Bikes "Garage Girls" supplement seems to do
an excellent job of dampening any existing ardour. Eurgh.