One for Cane

As nobody has mentioned it yet:
http://www.booble.com/

 

Nice. Be even better if the fucker worked.

 

Nothing can get you laid over the internet.

 

Wanna bet

 

Oh no, don't tell me you have one of those ****-u-****-me drive things.

 

Oh no, don't tell me that was you!

 

No, I've actually got a real person to shag now!

 

Excellent. I want to know all about him. Where did you meet?

 

Over the internet.
He's a biker as well, which is nice. If he posted here, he'd have to have a
TWO#

 

www.eGay.co.uk ?

Wow a real biker. That's great news mate, good for you.

 

That would probably be TMI, even for here.

 

No, tasteless old gaydar.

Thanks.

 

They'll meet up and Rexx will discover it's actually a straight 17 year old
girl.

 

The green-eyed monster appears...

 

Past tense - I'm not one of those who says they're seeing someone when
they actually mean 'chatting on the net'. No, she was actually a 33 year old
bloke.

 

Syphilus?

 

Has he told you that you're a wuss for selling the cbr yet?


;-)

 

No, because his bike is a bit shitter than the CBR was.

 

Well, what bike's he got then?
And when will he start posting here?

 

GS550 (or 500, can't remember) - he's not likely to post here, he doesn't
read newsgroups, thankfully he's a total non-geek and doesn't use the net
much at all.