On the Pixie Patio tonight ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Pip, Nov 1, 2003.

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    Pip Guest

    Fzzzzt ... bang!

    "That's fifteen quid"

    <tinkle thud as the stick lands in the garden from up the street>

    WWHHoooooossHH ... BANG - bang - bang - bang!

    "That's twenty quid"

    Fsssthrrrpp!!

    "Fourpence - tonight's onion gravy, that was"


    #;-)>>
     
    Pip, Nov 1, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

    You ****! That's brought on another coughing fit. Me keyboard's all
    covered in phlegm.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 1, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    I don't do fireworks, but should legal (semi-fatal) munitions be made
    freely available I shall reconsider
     
    Ginge, Nov 1, 2003
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    Sorby Guest

    Better lock your kitchen knives away too Rob!

    And that nasty dangerous motorbike.
     
    Sorby, Nov 1, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    No, I like those.

    I want to buy (off the shelf) fireworks that guarantee deaths.
     
    Ginge, Nov 1, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Pip wibbled like a little girl....
    It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase:

    "I can't be arsed with fireworks"

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    Lozzo, Nov 1, 2003
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    Old Fart at Play Guest

    Ginge wrote:


    Death is guaranteed, fireworks or not!
     
    Old Fart at Play, Nov 1, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    Good work.
     
    Ginge, Nov 1, 2003
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    Sorby Guest

    With enough determination I would have thought that one could kill oneself,
    or another, with virtually any item.
     
    Sorby, Nov 1, 2003
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    mb Guest

    These sort of fireworks are available in Belgium. The Dutch police are
    already arresting people for importing them into Holland (as they do every
    year).
     
    mb, Nov 1, 2003
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Nov 1, 2003
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    Platypus Guest

    Yeah, but did you light it?

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    Platypus, Nov 1, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Platypus
    Ah, "Son et Lumiere". Marvellous.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 1, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    Brings it sharply into focus there mate....Dangerous stuff onion gravy.

    I've got the Turkey Stuffing variety at the mo.

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    Alan.T.Gower, Nov 2, 2003
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    PeterT Guest

    Sorby
    'ere

    <fx: hands 1P piece to Sorby>
     
    PeterT, Nov 2, 2003
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    Zymurgy Guest

    Good for blocking windpipes ..

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, Nov 4, 2003
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    Zymurgy Guest

    heh. There's a nice mpeg somewhere of that. 'Cracking' flame too.

    Doubt I saved it tho' :(

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, Nov 4, 2003
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    PeterT Guest

    Zymurgy
    Took you a long time though.
     
    PeterT, Nov 4, 2003
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