Old people.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Muck, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Muck

    Muck Guest

    What is wrong with old people eh?

    There was I, standing outside a shop yesterday minding my own business.
    Along comes an old woman who bumps into me, she then looks at me, sees
    I'm dressed in leathers with crash hat sling under my arm, and says..
    "Please don't hurt me...".

    Wassat all about then? Have I suddenly gone up one peg on the scariness
    scale?
     
    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    maybe it was Blaney.
     
    darsy, Mar 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Could have flown in from wherever he is, but was way too wrinkly, unless
    Ben was really dehydrated and had gone on a crash diet.
     
    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    Molly Guest

    Bastard, I just spat out my coffee.

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    Molly, Mar 2, 2005
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    Dynamic Guest

    So did you then?


    --
     
    Dynamic, Mar 2, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    And does she?
     
    Eiron, Mar 2, 2005
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Mar 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    No, and ewwwwww... in that order. :)
     
    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    I spat some "coffee" out earlier, when I discovered (by taste) that the
    Nutriquench had *yet again* delivered a cup of mixed tea, hot chocolate
    and chicken soup.

    Cunting thing.
     
    darsy, Mar 2, 2005
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    simonk Guest

    Barley
     
    simonk, Mar 2, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    We've got a 'Selecta' in our office, sometimes it does the same thing,
    but with tea, chocolate and coffee.

    It's never been proper bo.
     
    Ginge, Mar 2, 2005
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  14. Muck

    Ben Blaney Guest

    you mis-spelled "super boy"
     
    Ben Blaney, Mar 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    <fx: waves from other end of playground>
     
    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Until September, yes.
     
    Muck, Mar 2, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Share and enjoy.
     
    tallbloke, Mar 2, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    nonsense; H2G2.

    The TV show is shit, mind (Barley), though I did laugh at the name of
    the coffee shop.
     
    darsy, Mar 3, 2005
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    darsy Guest

    downstairs in tech support they have a new posh
    cappucino/espresso/latte maker thing - I'm really hoping they'll roll
    them out across all floors.

    Having said that, we've just had a building-wide email warning of a
    cockroach infestation on our floor, so I might avoid using any food
    machine at all...
     
    darsy, Mar 3, 2005
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    CT Guest

    We have several machines on all of the floors but usually
    I just go to the coffee bar in the staff restaurant

    "where they have every other flavor but coffee-fucking-flavored
    coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...
    Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup."
    Heh.
     
    CT, Mar 3, 2005
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