Old guys can still think fast!

An elderly man in Florida had a large pond out back on his property. It
had an orchard around it with orange and lemon trees.

One evening he walked down to check it out and pick some fruit, so he
grabbed a five gallon bucket.

As he got close to the pond , he heard voices shouting and laughing.

On closer inspection, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.

One of them shouted "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

 

(redshad)
An elderly man in Florida had a large pond out back on his property. It
had an orchard around it with orange and lemon trees.
One evening he walked down to check it out and pick some fruit, so he
grabbed a five gallon bucket.
As he got close to the pond , he heard voices shouting and laughing.
On closer inspection, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of them shouted "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man
frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."


Even tho' I've read thisun' 18 times, it is still dern ass funny, Red
Shad-- Ya gotta be over 55 to really 'preciate thisun'! So, I rectum,
that'd just be Mr. Walker and me, huh?

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
03Valk-&-98 Magna
Have a Dandy Day--