Old boy with a sense of humour

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    As a viable option, so was Concorde.
    Let's have a list of *great* aircraft carrier manufacturers, then.
    Heavy lift cargo stuff - An124 and similar.
    Su-35/27, or whatever.
    Typhoon class.
    Challenger and Columbia.
    Tanks are an outmoded form of combat vehicle nowadays.

    In summary, Russian technology is right up there with the Brits.
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 6, 2010
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    Cab Guest

    Champ wibbled forthrightly:
    You're not far wrong. Technology doesn't have to reflect hi-tech all
    the time, does it? There are over numerous variants of the AK-47. It's
    one of those weapons that's so basic, that it _just_ doesn't go wrong.
    I've seen and fired one that was dumped into a mud bath before use.
    Absolutely amazing weapon it is.

    Inaccurate as **** though.
     
    Cab, Sep 6, 2010
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  3. Lozzo

    Cab Guest

    ginge wibbled forthrightly:
    I've seen Getafix using them.
     
    Cab, Sep 6, 2010
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    Cab Guest

    M J Carley wibbled forthrightly:
    You sure? I'm sure that the Russians kept loads of German POWs right up
    until '55. The last load were only released when Stalin died. Wasn't
    that the same for German scientists?
     
    Cab, Sep 6, 2010
  5. Lozzo

    M J Carley Guest

    That engineering worked, where other people's didn't (and the
    contribution of basic science to technology is usually overstated
    anyway). If you want cutting edge science: Kapitsa, Landau, Gel'fand
    and Kolmogorov look like the real thing to me.
     
    M J Carley, Sep 7, 2010
  6. Noisy and it didn't have the range. Needed engines on reheat to maintain
    SS flight, rather than just punch through the sound barrier, didn't it?
    Perhaps we were lucky.
    I'm waiting for someone to mention pencils ;-)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 7, 2010
  7. Lozzo

    M J Carley Guest

    Concorde was noisy too.
    Spacesuits: they built better spacesuits.
     
    M J Carley, Sep 7, 2010
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    I also remember a TV programme when they let one of the US astronauts
    into the Russian 'elephants' graveyard' for the first time ever:
    mid-1990s, IIRC. Odd: the Russians never threw anything away. They
    just stashed it somewhere in case it came in useful. As a nation, I
    think they were a bit sheddi.

    Anyway, lo and behold, among all the old boosters, capsules and half-
    completed whatevers, there was the lunar lander for the abortive
    Russian moonshot that was pre-empted by Apollo 11. It looked rather
    like Eagle, but was smaller, and was unpressurised. One man would have
    ridden it down to the surface, standing up in a spacesuit. And all the
    attitude controls were mechanical, via levers with handles and
    twistgrips on them.

    The Yank got into this thing and experimentally puilled this, pushed
    that and twiddled the other and watched as the attitude nozzles
    swivelled. His face was an absolute *picture*. he was stunned.

    His verdict? It would have worked, but the guy in it probably had to
    be braver than (even) he was.
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 7, 2010
  9. Lozzo

    TOG@Toil Guest

    Didn't they just copy Concorde and then find they couldn't make the
    thing to the correect tolerances?
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 7, 2010
  10. Lozzo

    M J Carley Guest

    I doubt it: the foreplane is a quite different solution to the problem
    of getting enough lift at take-off.
     
    M J Carley, Sep 7, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    Shit at the complex stuff, those Russians. They should stick to making
    the simple stuff like, say, voting machines.
     
    ogden, Sep 7, 2010
  12. Lozzo

    Jim Guest

    And computer games based around geometrical shapes.
     
    Jim, Sep 7, 2010
  13. Lozzo

    ogden Guest

    Yeah, but apart from that, what have the Russians ever done for us?
     
    ogden, Sep 7, 2010
  14. Lozzo

    M J Carley Guest

    I sit corrected. The point of the foreplane is not so much to improve
    the handling as to allow the wing to hold a high enough incidence to
    generate lift at low speed.
    The economics of Concorde were also appalling.
     
    M J Carley, Sep 7, 2010
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    Krusty Guest

    Has anyone mentioned totty yet? They're very good at that.
     
    Krusty, Sep 7, 2010
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    ginge Guest

    *raises hand*

    Well, there's also the vodka.
     
    ginge, Sep 7, 2010
  17. Lozzo

    TOG@Toil Guest

    Well, yeah, but there are degrees of appalling-ness :) Christ knows
    how noisy it was, with the afterburners on for the entire flight....
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 7, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    with caviar, one would hope. And vodka.

    Yes yes, I got it, unfunny as it was.
     
    Ace, Sep 7, 2010
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    Ben Guest

    If there wasn't progress for the sake of it, then progress would never
    happen.

    I disagree with the concept of built in obsolesce. I just think that
    change happens much faster at this point in history than people are
    comfortable with.
     
    Ben, Sep 7, 2010
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    Thomas Guest

    Not a fair comparison. The US didn't really try. There was always a
    large political movement against an SST, and in hindsight, they were
    right. There were too few airports in the US where they could land,
    and it was never a viable economic venture.
    urm, that's actually an argument in favor of Western superiority in
    complex technology. The Soviet way of bulldozing through a problem and
    using brute force instead of fail-safe procedures and efficient
    technology left a large piece of landscape uninhabitable, while TMI
    was an in-house problem with negligible effect on the people and land
    around it.
    Again, an unfair comparison. It wasn't that the US _couldn't_ make a
    space station as good or better, but why bother spending so much time
    and money for a duplicate effort when the Soviet station worked? And
    politics played a role, as bi-national cooperation was more important
    than technological one-up-manship.

    Yes, NASA uses Soyuz, but the shuttle has been effective for 30 years
    - not a bad record considering the control system is still less
    powerful than your basic desktop PC. The Soyuz program has actually
    suffered more disasters and killed more people, but with a
    totalitarian government and top down media control, the risks they're
    willing to take are different.

    It really is apples and oranges. Innovation is in the blood of Western
    civilization, whereas the industrial revolution didn't reach Russia
    until the 20th Century.
     
    Thomas, Sep 8, 2010
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