OK, this is probably just me...

....but I would like to check.

That poor bitch that got stabbed in the neck. Her hubby is called
Benoit. When the newsreaders pronounce it "Ben-wa", is it just me that
mentally adds "balls"?

It is?

OK, fine. Thanks.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

I had a giggle at that today, same thought went through my head.

 

probably not, but working for the French, I've become innured to their
silly names. We have someone who's name is pronounced (but not spelt)
Ben-wa Solo-ist.

Of course, this pails into schoolboy-humour insignificance when
compared to another guy in the same team who's .sig and business card
bear the name "A. Homo". (no, really)

 

I don't get it.

 

A merkin who used to call on us from an acrylics firm was called Mark Wank.
I've still got his card for posterity here somewhere.

JB

 

They're not supposed to work for you, in fact I imagine they're pretty
uncomfortable.

--
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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Me neither. Do you think anyone will explain?

 

Ben-wa balls. Sex toy. Basically, two balls on a string that gets
shoved up a twat. Sometimes they're eliptically weighted inside so they
move about.

You can get electric vibrating ones too.

 

When I worked for General Accident many moons ago, one of my clients
was called A Schuit-Slinger (1).

I *hated* ringing the broker to discuss her insurance ... I always
bottled it and referred to her as Mrs <insert uncomfortable pause>
Slinger.

(1) Apparently pronounced Shirt-Slinger.

--
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ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
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elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

 

I thought he sounded like a character from the new Star Wars fillum.

 

I still have the card of a [rather pleasant] Argie called Juan de Prat Gay.

 

I thought they were called love eggs?

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24

 

<coughing fit>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Careful, you don't want to dislodge the ben-wa balls.

You could have someone's eye out.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

For many years there was an R. Sitch in our local telephone directory.

 

Its french, poor girl...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

They taste horrible...









So they tell me...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

But not anymore?

 

One chap I used to deal with was called Mr Scheidt.

Yes, it was pronounced "shite".

--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

I still remember the look of trepidation on the face of my German
teacher as she announced to a class of eleven-year old boys:

"OK, I am now going to tell you the German word for 'father'. You'll get
over it. Eventually..." <grits teeth> "It's 'Vater'[1][2]"

Cue much trouser-wetting.

When that subsided the poor cow had to tell us that the diminutive form
is "Vati".



[1] Pronounced (more or less) "Farter"[3].
[2] Ooh! Topical note! The Dutch word is "Vader". Which fucked up the
'surprise' in the Star Wars series quite nicely for the Cloggiephones.
[3] This footnote added for the benefit of one B. Bear, Esq[4]
[4] Never say I don't do anything for you...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"