Ok, now I'm thinking about IT (not I.T.)

The man is spot on here. I used to make money taking bets on people
crashing within a month of getting a bike, mind you that was in the days
before CBT's and all that stuff.
I never made enough to repair my bikes from my crashes though., seriously,
listen to the man here he is most definetly right

Ras
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Seconded. I had a Diversion after I passed my test. Simple bike to work
on, cheap bits and suprises any boy racer away from the lights. I loved my
XJ600s.



Til I got my daytona 1200 =8-O

 

Hmm, good point.

I suppose there is some merit in him wanting a classic machine - even if
it is a hair dryer.

 

Cue old joke from Champ.

 

You seem to have a line in old jokes.

Speaking of which...

It's spring in Paris, the sun is shining and the birds are singing.

A Gendarme is wandering along the banks of the Seine whistling away,
enjoying the first warm day of spring whe suddenly a rather alarmed man
runs up to him... "Gendarme, Gendarme! You must come quickly. A couple
are lying in the long grass over there under that tree completely naked
and making love in public"

The Gendarme smiles and sighs... "It's spring in Paris. The sun is
shining and the birds are singing. When two people are in love in Paris
this is only natural. Let them be"

A little while later a lady runs up to the Gendarme looking rather
flustered... "Gendarme, Gendarme! You must come quickly, a couple are
lying in the long grass over there, completely naked and making love in
public"

The Gendarme smiles and sighs... "It's spring in Paris. The sun is
shining and the birds are singing. When two people are in love in Paris
this is only natural. Let them be"

The Gendarme then walks on a little further, smiling to himself and
thanking his lucky stars that he was fortunate enough to be born French
and to live in Paris on a spring day like this.

Shortly after this a middle-aged woman runs upto the Gendarme with a
startled look on her face... "Gendarme, you must come quickly..."

By now the Gendarme is getting tired of this "I know, I know, a couple
are making love in the grass, but it is spring, the sun is shi..."

The woman interrupts him and says "Gendarme, you don't understand. The
woman is dead and yet the man persists"

The Gendarme rushes over to the couple and shouts "Stop that now, you
filthy animal. You cannot have sex with a dead woman"

The man looks up at the Gendarme and says "Gendarme, you don't
understand, she's not dead, she's English"

 

heh. When I heard that, she was Californian. But it works better
this way.

 

Hmm. I was told it by a German. Well, something like that.