Oi Murray...

I'm sure entering the studio on the monkey bike
would go down well.

Graham would probably welcome a hunky biker in black leather.

 

"When eBay auctions go bad"

 

Warmer than one ;o)

 

It would be a harsh winter that requires the use of more than one TOG.
Besides they would only fight over the world's ever dwindling supply of
XS400 petrol tanks.

 

wrote

Indeed Brother Burnt indeed. But let us not get complacent, a good fire
needs regular stoking, you above all should know this.

I fancy that now seems like about the right time for a few "have you
noticed this" emails to the press.

 

someone should submit it to memepool...

 

And in the ensuing fight, set alight to the contents of said tanks,
making it even warmer.

Just before they kill each other in the same explosion, and the
universe recompiles to negate the stress it's been under, having two
TOGs fight it out.

Sheesh, best stick with one TOG then.

 

Eddie said....

It's called 'V Graham Norton' now

And you can wipe that smile off your face too.

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ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.

 

Heh, so it ought, too. Funniest fucking thing I've ever read on eBay.
Nice one, TOG.
:-D
--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2000 ZX12R-A1 -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

Nigh on 30k as of just now. Cool.

--
| Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2000 ZX12R-A1 -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
|# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
|That the scenery | It always gives the test first
|Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

 

Don't worry - this will be the cheapest column for Bike magazine you've
ever written

Well I should get my story ready about "My Sunday morning locked away
with TOG in his workshop playing with his tools" .

I reckon the News of the World might go with that.

What's Max Clifford's number?

 

Heh. "I kiss you."

The Sun or similar will track down and out your numpty NPBs, who will
then turn round and sue you for defamation. Enjoy.

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DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

How many of them are written in green wax crayon and how many are LOL?
Any more offers of sex or murder?

Wonder how many emails the lucky (defaulting) bidders are getting?

 

likewise. I'm even getting the link to it sent to me via email now!

--
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(replace spam with nickname to reply)

Triumph T595 / FZ750 / GSF600 bandit (pending)
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 UKRMMA#22

 

Shame they're not spending any cash at his CafePress shop:
http://www.cafeshops.com/bikepusher/

 

antonye wrote

I seen it but I don't believe it.

 

It is him indeed. Check his "About Me"
page on ebay - it links to the shop.

 

antonye wrote

I would rather not if you don't mind.

Adds a whole new level to the definition of opportunism I reckon.

 

Oy! I'm sure I asked for a "My Other Bike's A Shit C90" mug!

serf
GHPOTHUF#28
CG125 (cunningly disguised as a pile of shite)

 

Lol!