Oh well, at least I don't have to worry...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. You mean bastard.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 7, 2007
    #21
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    <wince>

    For a National Treasure you can be a right bastard sometimes.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2007
    #22
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    SD Guest

    Aw. I feel guilty now.

    Will a song help?
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    '^' RBR Clues: 49 Pts:0960 Miles:2695
     
    SD, Aug 7, 2007
    #23
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    It might. Will there be a dance too?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2007
    #24
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    SD Guest

    I don't feel like dancing ...
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..92295../..24851.../..31928.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 49 Pts:0960 Miles:2695
     
    SD, Aug 7, 2007
    #25
  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    Oh.

    OK, just a song then.

    <settles back>

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2007
    #26
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    SD Guest

    With apologies to Del Shannon ...

    As I sit at home, I wunder what went wrong
    With a bike, a bike that was so strong
    And as I still walk on I think of
    The things we've done together
    While our hearts were young

    I'm sitting in the rain
    Tears are falling and I feel the pain
    Wishing they were here by me
    I'm such a misery and I wunder
    I wun-wun-wun-wun wunder
    Why why why why why why I stayed away
    And I wunder where they will stay
    If I hadn't wunaway wun-wun-wun-wun wunaway
    Wun wun wun wun wunaway.....

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    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..92295../..24851.../..31928.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 49 Pts:0960 Miles:2695
     
    SD, Aug 7, 2007
    #27
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Wunderful.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 7, 2007
    #28
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    <wipes tear from eye>

    Man, that was *beautiful*.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2007
    #29
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    SD Guest

    Well I'm the type of guy
    that'll never settle down.
    Where motorcycles are,
    well, you know that I'm around.
    I buy 'em and I sell 'em
    'cause to me they're all the same.
    I clean 'em and I crash 'em.
    I don't even know their name.
    They call me the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    Well, there's Douglas on my left
    and there's Chimay on my right.
    But Hitchin is the place, yeah,
    I'll be in tonight.
    And when they ask me
    which one I love the best,
    I tear open my shirt,
    And show 'em "Homeboy" on my chest.
    'Cause I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    Oh well, I roam from room to room.
    I go through life without care.
    And I'm as happy as a loon
    with my two wrists of iron and I'm going nowhere.
    Well, I'm the type of guy
    who likes to roam around.
    I'm always in one place.
    I never been to to town.
    And when I find myself a-going' for some trip.
    I hop right into that house of mine
    and have a little kip.
    'Cause I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.

    Oh well, I roam from room to room.
    I go through life without care.
    And I'm as happy as a clown
    with my two wrists of iron and I'm going nowhere.
    Well, I'm the type of guy
    who likes to roam around.
    I'm never in one place.
    Sometimes I'm in the lounge.
    And when I find myself a-going for a spin.
    I hop right onto that bike of mine
    and promptly have a bin.
    'Cause I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    Yeah I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    Yeah I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    Yeah I'm the Wunderer, yeah, the Wunderer,
    I roam around.
    The kitchen.

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    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..92295../..24851.../..31928.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 49 Pts:0960 Miles:2695
     
    SD, Aug 7, 2007
    #30
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    <Howl>

    You utter, utter, *utter*...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2007
    #31
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    ginge Guest

    Class.
     
    ginge, Aug 7, 2007
    #32
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    platypus Guest

    Superb.
     
    platypus, Aug 7, 2007
    #33
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    Snowleopard Guest

    Absolutely brilliant.
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 8, 2007
    #34
  15. You are on top form mate, keep it up.
     
    steve auvache, Aug 8, 2007
    #35
  16. Well done! Now try "Three Steps to Heaven":

    #Just follow steps WUN, two and three!

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Aug 9, 2007
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