Oh well, at least I don't have to worry...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. ....about scratching the GTR any more.

    Because it's just been Fiat Puntod.

    Filtering past stationary traffic, and matey decides to lurch out sans
    indicator, looking, or brain. As I was alongside him.

    His offside[1] front wing made contact with my nearside[1] pannier,
    scuffing it. And stoving the wing in.

    Through a feat of enormous skill and blind luck I stayed on the bike.

    Luckily the guy in the Tuffnells truck that I'd just passed stopped,
    called the driver an effing muppet, and gave me his details. I do like
    friendly witnesses. Thanks mate!

    Aunty Carole has been informed, and we'll see what matey's got to say
    when I find out what a repair will cost.

    [1] Flicks vees at Champ.
    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007
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    ginge Guest

    Remember that lifestyle coach thing...

    Sack of bees, through his letterbox, in the early hours of the morning.

    YKIMS.
     
    ginge, Aug 6, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    JHFC what was the last thing I said?
    <Be Careful Bond>

    Thank **** it didn't have you off.

    </TM>
    Illegal filtering and all..........
    <\TM>
     
    Hog, Aug 6, 2007
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Infuriating. Commiserations, old chap.I think you're being quite
    restrained in the circumstances.

    That expression of sympathy, heartfelt as it is, is totally
    unconnected with the fact that I was rather hoping to have a go on
    said machine the next time I saw you.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 6, 2007
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    Mark Olson Guest

    "Faark", presumably.

    Do try to keep the thing rideable, at least until I've had my go.

    Good to hear you remained master of your domain, at least.
     
    Mark Olson, Aug 6, 2007
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Heh. I was on his right.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007
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    AndrewR Guest

    Voluntarily?

    --
    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Aprilia RSV-1000R (10th August), Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 6, 2007
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR
    Heh. Yes and yes. I have his details.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007
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  9. <fx: cancels cheque>
     
    steve auvache, Aug 6, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    FFS

    Bad luck old chap.

    --
    Dan L

    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Aug 6, 2007
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Nor-by-nor'east. With 5 degrees magnetic variation.

    <thinks>

    Actually, it doesn't matter. He wasn't looking in any direction.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 6, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Oh dear.
    Good.
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 6, 2007
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    AW Guest

    Well held.
     
    AW, Aug 6, 2007
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    Fr Jack Guest

    FFS!!

    Have you been going round stamping on four-leaf clovers?
     
    Fr Jack, Aug 6, 2007
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Congrats, or something like that :(.
     
    Timo Geusch, Aug 6, 2007
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    speedyspic Guest


    It wasn't an X regd light metallic green one, was it? Young blonde
    girl who can barely see through the steering wheel?
     
    speedyspic, Aug 6, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    It would've been a wonderful test of his surgeons mechanical aptitude
    though.


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Aug 6, 2007
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  18. The blind guy didn't want one, then?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 7, 2007
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  19. >,
    says...
    <snort>

    Chris D
     
    Chris N Deuchar, Aug 7, 2007
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    SD Guest

    Cumsy clunt.
    You could cover the scratch with stickers of all your journeys: IOM;
    Chimay; Dieppe; etc.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..92295../..24851.../..31928.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 49 Pts:0960 Miles:2695
     
    SD, Aug 7, 2007
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