Oh this is *priceless*

Standing up ?

 

On all fours, whilst making braying noises.

HTH.

 

It's because they look like the fly's babies. It's trying to protect them
and when it realises they're all stillborn it cries and the germs from its
tears cause food poisoning.

I saw a programme about it.

 

Dial a whore.

 

That was too easy.

 

To alleviate the boredom wave imperiously at that chap with the
moustache and say, in your best Terry Thomas,
"I say, you, bring me a large drink, a small boy, and a sturdy foot stool"

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Bob
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