Oh shee-*t... idiot idea...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Owen, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. Owen

    Owen Guest

    Tommorrow, being saturday, I am intending to:

    Fit new seals,

    Fit new progressive front springs,

    Fit new exhausts,

    Fit new gaskets to the right-hand cylinder,

    Fit a fog lamp,

    Sort a number of minor electrical problems out.

    Anyone want to make bets on how long it takes? All proceedes to Dr.
    Barnardo's?

    All part of owning an R80RT, or as Matt would say, an ABORT... don't
    know why tho'.....
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 28, 2003
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  2. Owen

    Hog Guest

    Be doing fucking well to do that lot in a day! especially if the exhausts
    are well rusted in. Give it a week :eek:)
     
    Hog, Nov 28, 2003
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  3. Owen

    Platypus Guest

    Prop up bike
    Remove front wheel
    Detach brake calipers
    Cuppa
    Remove mudguard
    Pry crashpad off top yoke
    Attempt to get spanner under bars to undo nuts
    Fail
    Undo handlebar clamps and remove
    Search for a wrench big enough for the nuts
    Lunch
    Remove nuts with Stilson and blasphemy
    Undo lower yoke clamping screws
    Drag forks out of yoke and mount in Workmate
    Cuppa
    Remove top plug and circlip from one stanchion
    First Aid
    Remove other plug etc
    Undo drain plugs in sliders and allow fork oil to drain out into
    suitable receptacles
    Cuppa
    Wander outside and notice a)it's gotten quite dark already and b)it's
    still pissing down
    Remove old springs and marvel at how skinny the wire is
    Pump stanchions to encourage draining
    Sit on a crate leafing through HBoL until dinner's ready

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    Platypus - Older Than Champ
    VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
    DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
    BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
    BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
     
    Platypus, Nov 28, 2003
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  4. Owen

    Owen Guest

    Thats right, boost me up...
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 29, 2003
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  5. Owen

    Owen Guest

    snip

    Trying to tell me something? :)
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 29, 2003
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  6. Owen

    jsp Guest

    Does this 10:22 posting coincided with the first tea break?

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Nov 29, 2003
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  7. Owen

    Platypus Guest

    First cuppa in bed before Marina goes down to make breakfast, I'd
    reckon.

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    Platypus - Older Than Champ
    VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
    DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
    BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
    BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
     
    Platypus, Nov 29, 2003
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  8. Owen

    Hog Guest

    6 days then
    If you do it in a day, two even, I know a few bike shops who will give you a
    job!
     
    Hog, Nov 29, 2003
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  9. Owen came forth with the following in uk.rec.motorcycles
    I am mainly grouting the tiles in the utility room and repairing the
    multitude of leaks that have appeared with the CH being turned on

    --

    Mark
    ZX12R-B1 (Blue)
    CG125 (hers)
    BOTSWCAW#3
     
    Mark Derbyshire, Nov 29, 2003
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  10. Owen

    marina Guest

    No, I was making breakfast at the time.

    --
    Marina Mayes - Reading, UK. To email me remove XX from my address
    XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
    KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
    Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
    I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
    www.pericles.demon.co.uk
    "You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03
     
    marina, Nov 30, 2003
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  11. Owen

    marina Guest

    Well, it's day 2, but they are confident of riding the thing back
    tonight. There are two of them, which helps.

    --
    Marina Mayes - Reading, UK. To email me remove XX from my address
    XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
    KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
    Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
    I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
    www.pericles.demon.co.uk
    "You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03
     
    marina, Nov 30, 2003
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  12. Owen

    Owen Guest

    Done all apart from the exhausts... :)

    Oh, and I need a new collector box... :-(
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 30, 2003
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  13. Owen

    Owen Guest

    Erm...
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 30, 2003
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  14. Owen

    Owen Guest

    ;-)
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Nov 30, 2003
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  15. Owen

    Hog Guest

    Apart from! tell that to the customer.
    You don't want a new collector box you want the neat cross pipe that can
    replace it. Go stainless.
     
    Hog, Nov 30, 2003
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  16. Owen

    Owen Guest

    Oh do tell, Fountain of Information that may Save Me Money.....














    ....No, seriously, DO TELL... Do they do these at Moto-Bins?
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Dec 1, 2003
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