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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6526041768

    No. No. NO DAMN YOU! Stop talking to me! I can't hear the voices! No!

    <beats self around head>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    petrolcan, Apr 21, 2005
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel
    Go on.... you know you want to....
     
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    Spete Guest

    Spete, Apr 21, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Apr 21, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
    <blows into newly-installed EbayBreathalyser(tm)[1]>

    Ah. It seems I'm currently above the safe blood-alcohol limit for
    bidding.

    Shame.

    [1] I got it cheap on Ebay.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    I've always thought of my heterosexuality grip as being quite firm. Come
    over here, I'll show you...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    I refer you (and the other honourable gentlemen) to my earlier reference
    to "voices".

    la-la-laaaaa-la-la...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    wessie Guest

    Bear emerged from their own little world to say
    the vendor seems to stock quite a range of lubricants :)
     
    wessie, Apr 21, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Bits of it are quite shiny.

    We promise we won't laugh...
     
    platypus, Apr 21, 2005
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAA-LA-TIDDLY-OM-POM-PUSH...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    And twelve litres of BBQ lighting fluid.

    And that's your last warning. ;^)

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
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    Salad Dodger Guest


    .... and so it starts ...

    <points at GL1500 coffee mug>

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
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    Lozzo Guest

    Salad Dodger says...
    <looks at Gixer thou keyring>

    I bought this just before I got the 9R. Some things are meant to
    heppen.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 21, 2005
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

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    BigJ Guest

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    Gyp Guest

    The Harleyisti sit back and feel normal at last
     
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    Gav Guest

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    Stan Stannard Guest

    It's tacky and horrible. I like it.

    You KNOW it makes sense, and in fact is required.

    --

    Stan Stannard - Grimsby, UK


    "Statto's evil twin"

    ANORAK#01 BONY#57 UKRMSBC#01
    Kawazaki ZZR1100D
    "And now you know what's wrong with the curry!"
     
    Stan Stannard, Apr 21, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Muck, Apr 21, 2005
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