Oh. My. Gawd...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. Right, right. Thing is...

    OK, look, we all know that Septics are, by and large, fucked it the
    head. There are honourable exceptions[1] but we know this to be true.

    With this in mind, have a look at:

    http://www.blessingofthebikes.org/

    I mean...

    What happens if you *do* bin it? Do you get to sue the priest?


    [1] *Waves* to Muddy, Olson and probably a couple of others. I expect.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mark Olson
    Oh! No fair! That's a Reekie posting not one to Ged's Own Newsfroup.

    Avaunt, demon, avaunt!

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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    Fr Jack Guest

    Fr Jack, Mar 16, 2006
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  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mark Olson
    Heh. Bit of both.

    I'm crap at this "sleeping" thing. I'm also off this week, so I can
    indulge my insomnia.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack
    S'wot I sed.

    Bloke's a ****, innee?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Creepy. Maybe we can get the Rev Auvache to go round with the holy water on
    the Sunday morning at the BOSM.
     
    platypus, Mar 16, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    Could be something else if he's been at the dates all night.
     
    dwb, Mar 16, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    The same thing happens up in the NW of France (somewhere) once a year
    too. I dunno if there's a website though.
     
    Cab, Mar 16, 2006
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  9. Pèlerinage de la Madonne à Porcaro

    http://www.madonedesmotards.fr.st/
     
    Francis Chartier, Mar 16, 2006
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  10. platypus wrote
    I you lot think I am wasting perfectly good holy water by pouring it
    over bikes you have got another think coming. Holy water is exclusively
    for the consumption of the faithful.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 16, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    Cab, Mar 16, 2006
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Ooh yeah! We could do Gregorian chants, have candles, ring a bell, the
    whole shtick.

    I like it.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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    Fr Jack Guest

    And a septic.

    The cherry on the cake would be voting for Shrub.........

    Olson, yer two-thirds fucked, mate! ;-)
    --

    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
    B12S (The Red Mist), CB450DX (The Moped)
    FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
    Red death, to set you free
     
    Fr Jack, Mar 16, 2006
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Mark Olson
    I worked with a member of the Libertarian Party for a while last year. A
    most entertaining chap and we had some very interesting discussions.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    If you feel you're missing out, why don't you get Reverend Auvache to
    bless the blingmobile at the BOSM ?

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Mar 16, 2006
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  16. *ginge*


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    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Mar 16, 2006
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  17. wrote
    I'll wear me holy undies especially for the occasion.

    and it is Rev. I am not allowed to use Reverend cos that needs a degree
    in theology apparently and I haven't got 10 dollars to spare for that
    sort of thing right now. Unless you wish to use it as a courtesy title
    in which case I can do nothing to stop you.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 16, 2006
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  18. Champ wrote
    I'll have you know I am rather fond of my holy undies, in many ways we
    are closely attached and have been for some time now.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 16, 2006
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    Christofire Guest

    "That's me in the corner"
     
    Christofire, Mar 16, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Christofire said...
    I lost my religion a long time ago.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 16, 2006
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