Oh Dear

Pink leathers and a lorryload of eye-shadow.

 

well, yes, but surely "Madam" would have been more likely...

 

Why have you got two electric toothbrushes next to your PC?

 

I'm not telling. [1] [2]

[1] and obviously that's not my PC, just a picture of one I found that
seemed to fit the bill.

[2] But stop and think for a moment. Isn't it just possible you could
be sat there using your PC and suddenly realise that tartar is setting
in? You daren't move with it threatening your gums menacingly... and
then suddenly... ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH! The tartar is banished.

 

I think he uses one on his head.

 

Certainly not and that's one of the points of this post. I felt sure
that I was going to be done big time.

 

I honestly think that if I had been on the Thou I would have got
nicked. But the site of a little GS500 wheelying probably made them
chuckle. I just know how lucky I was.

 

Have you ever tried one of those things?

 

Probably on one occasion but you know what that road is like. I
wouldn't be surprised is someone hadn't called the police and the car
was just in the area.

 

Not quite so revealing but open nonetheless.

Maybe.

 

Well me you do know young Padawan.

 

Perhaps more mature people don't fool around so much. Who knows? I'm
just lucky I got off.

 

I was easy on the shadow.

 

Bloody women. Flutter your eyelashes, and you can
get away with anything.

I'd have got a smack in the mouth.

 

Define "got off".

 

You should have been done, if only for wearing *that* suit on *that*
bike.

Clash, clash, clash. ;-)

 

Yebbut, for £32 I'll wear it anywhere even on my blue Gixxer.

 

Fair point.

Perhaps you could accessorise then?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

So it worked, then?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Topbox an' all? Phew.

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
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